yall really slept on Surprise x Chloë

absolutely

a woman is dancing in a parking lot wearing a dress and heels . ALT: a woman is dancing in a parking lot wearing a dress and heels .

When I put it in your stomach, you be screamin', tryna take it
You grip the covers tight while you make the ugly face
Yeah, the outfit cute, but you look better when you naked
E'rybody say my name but it sound better when you say it

however do you want me?
however do you need me?
Tell me maybe i could be there for you

a woman is laughing while sitting in a crowd of people . ALT: a woman is laughing while sitting in a crowd of people .

i know he hates when i tell him “ babe you must be patient” - he says evident, that i’m heaven sent. but thats irrelevant when he spending dead presidents. i know that he wants me, i know that he needs me. but its okay to be greedy as long as he can please me

a boy is jumping over a woman sitting on the floor . ALT: a boy is jumping over a woman sitting on the floor .

as soon as i hear

“Your dude came to rock for me, hot body, yes, I got it, got it. All of the girls are dance floor queens until I put my Blahniks on it
Move and make it hot for me, hot rod, oh yes, I'll ride it, ride it”

idk i start feeling real cunty . Ms Azealia Banks did her big one there

whew, these past few days have been a lot. but Houston, i’m here girl

fuck a zodiac sign, who was your favorite Spice Girl?

if you know me, then you understand this completely

a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man . ALT: a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .

i can’t believe so many of yall like carrot cake

a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .

ehh idk about funnier lol but it was funny

9 times out of 10, when a nigga gets quiet on you he’s fucking with another nigga

i was watching this with the volume off, i thought she was saying “amateurs” 😂

Drop the Lock Screen 📱

you’re a monster if you like carrot cake

well if you own anything performance- performance fabric, moisture wicking clothing, etc they all have the same chemicals in them

mood.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

The GOP playbook since Reagan:

1. Pass billionaire tax cuts to increase the debt

2. Blame “socialism” for the debt

3. Wait for a Democrat in the White House

4. Blame them for the debt

5. Block every solution

6. Call them failures

7. Campaign on the chaos

8. Repeat

i called 1800 junk to come to get this furniture my momma been holding onto for years. she don’t know it until they show up tomorrow

a man with gray hair is wearing a purple turtleneck and a netflix logo ALT: a man with gray hair is wearing a purple turtleneck and a netflix logo

my future nigga ain’t allowed to wear Mojave Ghost 😂😂

wassup pa😉

Pick a selfie from your gallery & turn it B&W

facts! ain’t no debating this !

90s Heartthrob thread. Who was your crush?

Kendrick ain’t missed yet! #GNX 🙌🏽🔥🔥🔥

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