If you want recommendations, let me know. I won't say they're all masterpieces, but many of them are true works of art.
02.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ohheymarc.bsky.social
You're wasting your time reading my bio when you can be wasting your time reading my tweets... wait, what are they called on here? Skies? Clouds? Birds? Chirps? The app logo is a butterfly, what? WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM—oh I see it. It's posts. Posts.
If you want recommendations, let me know. I won't say they're all masterpieces, but many of them are true works of art.
02.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're all sad and horny
28.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I'm Sorry For My Actions 🙏
22.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 151 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 0Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
28.02.2026 16:21 — 👍 10441 🔁 3315 💬 14 📌 14Man...
28.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You might want to sit down...
28.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 6139 🔁 1157 💬 44 📌 32Buy a man Eat Fish, He Day, Teach Fish Man To a Lifetime.
28.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 13 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Bro, listen. You can't be bad at fighting AND have an unfortunate name. You need to be ready to blast on some terries with a name like Pullcock, my man.
28.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They got me sparring with a dude named Pullcock.
28.02.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I may revisit it if I ever bite and get the Switch 2.
28.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Figures.
28.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this tweet might have genuinely permanently ruined Nemesis for me dude i can never look at it the same
27.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 427 🔁 124 💬 3 📌 1Oh I couldn't finish ZA I didn't know Meganium becomes Grass/Fairy
28.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's 2am where my girlfriend is, I just wanted her to go to bed.
28.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not exactly a guess, but more like a...wishlist, of the final evolutions for the new starters.
Fire/Ground
Water/Bug
Grass/Fairy
This is my final update. Includes the new starters.
27.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck.
27.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"They got Dunkin' in Bloodborne" is just like "Palpatine had hoes"
You really need the context, but there is no time, just let me do my thing.
I hope you can do something about the lack of Dunkin Donuts in Delft, Netherlands @mayor.nyc.gov
27.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mamdani my coworkers are not politically aligning with me so I have failed you.
27.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0MH game is teased > first trailer generates hype > final trailer secures excitement > game releases > mechanic that becomes the game's identity is criticized > "game is too easy" > title update > "game is bad, let's go back to previous one" > playerbase keeps playing anyway > repeat
27.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today in 2019, T-Pain won The Masked Singer 🏆
Using the show’s unique format, he let his singing do the talking. This opportunity allowed for a new audience to hear his real voice for the first time
is it nintendos policy to not hire a single western executive unless they have an Unfortunate Name
27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 849 🔁 158 💬 7 📌 6I wish scalpers a very electrical fire.
27.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0This goes hard, and I were at all certain about my sexuality, I'd rock this shit just as hard.
27.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I collect on that, as well as reclaim my father's sword, AND the letter with Burgov's orders, and we're out of there.
This is where my save corrupted, but reinstalling seemed to do the trick.
I'm given the choice to just end him while he's unarmed, allow him a fair duel, or question him. He pulls the "We're not so different, you and I" trope out of his ass for a bit and then I tell him to take up arms. We're doing this the honorable way. He will pay the iron price.
27.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0