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@cawhitworth.bsky.social

In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment. Occasional pots. He/Him. Also @cawhitworth@mastodon.online, formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter

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what the fuck are you talking about

10.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

10.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14102    ๐Ÿ” 1821    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 270    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต "Freed from desire, mind and senses purified ..." ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต

10.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The population of Venezuela needs international protection against the widespread and systematic attack to which the Venezuelan regime subjects it. This is demonstrated by the report dated May 29, 2018, submitted by the Organisation of American States to the International Criminal Court. This has served as the basis for nine states, including Argentina, to file complaints against the regime before that international body. We deeply appreciate this effort, which is decisive for the outcome of the Venezuelan tragedy.


I am convinced that the international community, in accordance with the responsibility to protect doctrine, is called upon to provide Venezuelans with the necessary support to bring about the regime change that is urgently needed to restore national and international security. Therefore, I have recently sent letters to several of the worldโ€™s leading figures to promote before the United Nations Security Council the adoption of effective protection measures for Venezuela by fostering regime change, a step that necessarily entails strengthening international security. Today I want to ask Israel and Argentina to contribute their expertise and influence to advance a sound and urgent decision-making process in the Security Council.

Such measures are imperative in the face of a hemispheric security hotspot like the one currently posed by the regime oppressing Venezuela. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and the International Organisation for Migration have certified that the current refugee crisis of people fleeing Venezuela is the largest in the history of the Americas. Argentina is an example of this crisis, having welcomed hundreds of thousands of our compatriotsโ€”a gesture for which Venezuelans will always be grateful. However, we must be aware that without a change of regime in our country, hemispheric and global security will be at risk.

The population of Venezuela needs international protection against the widespread and systematic attack to which the Venezuelan regime subjects it. This is demonstrated by the report dated May 29, 2018, submitted by the Organisation of American States to the International Criminal Court. This has served as the basis for nine states, including Argentina, to file complaints against the regime before that international body. We deeply appreciate this effort, which is decisive for the outcome of the Venezuelan tragedy. I am convinced that the international community, in accordance with the responsibility to protect doctrine, is called upon to provide Venezuelans with the necessary support to bring about the regime change that is urgently needed to restore national and international security. Therefore, I have recently sent letters to several of the worldโ€™s leading figures to promote before the United Nations Security Council the adoption of effective protection measures for Venezuela by fostering regime change, a step that necessarily entails strengthening international security. Today I want to ask Israel and Argentina to contribute their expertise and influence to advance a sound and urgent decision-making process in the Security Council. Such measures are imperative in the face of a hemispheric security hotspot like the one currently posed by the regime oppressing Venezuela. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and the International Organisation for Migration have certified that the current refugee crisis of people fleeing Venezuela is the largest in the history of the Americas. Argentina is an example of this crisis, having welcomed hundreds of thousands of our compatriotsโ€”a gesture for which Venezuelans will always be grateful. However, we must be aware that without a change of regime in our country, hemispheric and global security will be at risk.

Apparently our newest Nobel Peace Prize winner wrote to fucking Netanyahu for help in overthrowing the government of her own country dawg

10.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
A contrasty black-and-white image Gordon Chapman-Fox standing behind a chest-high table full of electronics, concentrating hard. There is a dark void around him, four small pentagonal lights above.

A contrasty black-and-white image Gordon Chapman-Fox standing behind a chest-high table full of electronics, concentrating hard. There is a dark void around him, four small pentagonal lights above.

A colour image similar to the previous one, but from a wide angle, with a second, lower table full of electronics visible. Gordon is looking down and tweaking things with both hands. Some heads from the crowd are visible in the foreground, in shadow, haloed by the lights in the venue.

A colour image similar to the previous one, but from a wide angle, with a second, lower table full of electronics visible. Gordon is looking down and tweaking things with both hands. Some heads from the crowd are visible in the foreground, in shadow, haloed by the lights in the venue.

A colour image, similar to the previous one but from a tighter angle. Gordon looks very serious.

A colour image, similar to the previous one but from a tighter angle. Gordon looks very serious.

A black-and-white image with the venue's logo visible behind Gordon Chapman-Fox, who looks like he is being transported by the music.

A black-and-white image with the venue's logo visible behind Gordon Chapman-Fox, who looks like he is being transported by the music.

A few pictures from last night's @warringtonruncorn.com gig at the Portland in Cambridge.

10.10.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cat believe these are all owned by one guy.

10.10.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic showing the proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant.

Graphic showing the proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant.

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.

24.01.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1310    ๐Ÿ” 308    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading โ€œPlease use the escalator by Pradaโ€.

A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading โ€œPlease use the escalator by Pradaโ€.

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

09.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Can confirm, bit on the spectrum and one of my favourite books growing up was Penguinโ€™s Progress by Jill Tomlinson.

09.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
b3ta loves the way you move

b3ta loves the way you move

Polterspice

Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11421851
From the 'Spooky Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/spookypop/popular/ #SpookyPop

08.10.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EARTH MUST DIE DEMO

9/10

09.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œaverage guitarist knows three chordsโ€ factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

14.11.2024 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 561    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

We rendered colour and bump maps for the walk cycle at 45-degree intervals - GPUs were just about good enough that we could do directional lighting with good performance. It worked pretty well, we got a lot onscreen for the time! Shame the final game itself wasnโ€™t all that great.

09.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I built the system that did this for the Starship Troopers FPS back in the early 00s. Getting hundreds of poly bugs onscreen wasnโ€™t easy with the hardware back then, but Iโ€™d already built the (sprite-based) particle engine so just re-purposed that for anything over a given distance from the camera.

09.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Earth Must Die Demo on Steam These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...

WAIT WHAT'S THIS?

๐Ÿ’ฟThere is a demo live for EARTH MUST DIE!

๐Ÿ•น๏ธThis gives you (most of) the tutorial section for the game! Have fun, and if you haven't wishlisted the full game yet DO THAT NOW PLEASE it really really helps us out.

Enjoy!

store.steampowered.com/app/4057540/...

09.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Yeah, these are just slabs. Iโ€™ve tried pulling a few times and itโ€™s so discouraging, I think I just need to spend (more than) a few hours practising. But Iโ€™m terrible at handbuilding generally and it just feels like an impassable mountain to climb.

09.10.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At 2:30am I woke up thinking I must write a cartoon called "Art Garfunkel's Fart Carbuncle" and submit it to Viz and of course I'm never going to. But yeah, Art has built this carbuncle and filled it with farts, and is trying to lure Paul Simon as punishment for erasing him from the 83 reunion LP.

09.10.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Water agreement to allow 21,000 new homes to be built in Sussex An agreement is reached on new guidelines to protect wetlands and wildlife while building homes.

In the Arun Valley, @naturalengland.bsky.social , the Environment Agency & Southern Water worked to find a potential solution that improves water quality & protects wildlife while enabling development.

Thatโ€™s how good planning works: with nature, not against it. ๐Ÿ‘‡

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.10.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Rachel Reeves clears planning blockage amid โ€˜good relationshipโ€™ with developer Exclusive: Chancellor says 20,000 homes were being held up due to โ€˜some snails that are a protected species or somethingโ€™

The Chancellor says she 'fixed' a problem caused by โ€œsome snails or somethingโ€.

Comments like this pit nature against growth โ€“ itโ€™s the wrong target.

Here, the system has worked: protecting one of UKโ€™s rarest species while allowing 20,000 homes to proceed.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

09.10.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 190    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

She's in the last three paragraphs of the archived version:

archive.ph/KZZC1

09.10.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œWell, someoneโ€™s got to be Conservative,โ€ said Rhydian Lloyd-Francis, a 15-year-old GCSE student from Bridgend.

โ€œWell, someoneโ€™s got to be Conservative,โ€ said Rhydian Lloyd-Francis, a 15-year-old GCSE student from Bridgend.

Have they, though?

09.10.2025 09:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost immediately finding out one of the Bad Dr Who Cosplay Young Tories whose clothes we were making fun of wants to legalise sisterfucking is like a really quick Milkshake Duck if instead of drinking milkshake, the duck had been filmed masturbating into a neighbour's wheelie bin

09.10.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 395    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

A lot of things just happened

09.10.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uh

09.10.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Same story - 2 very different takes.

Reeves claims she unblocked a development being held up by a "microscopic snail or something", while Natural England claim they and the EA negotiated an agreement with Southern Water, to reduce water abstraction from the snail's habitat.

09.10.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Itโ€™s that bit of the year where I have a mad run of gigs to go to in a single week and then wonโ€™t go out again for another 11 months. @warringtonruncorn.com tonight, an all-dayer on Saturday and then The Bug Club (best live band in Britain) next week.

09.10.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to Meadowhall was a special treat, when I was 10.

09.10.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We got 'em! The President of the Anarchists!"

09.10.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

09.10.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

That's the teenage Steve Wright on the left, surely

09.10.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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