Millennui xnnui - Bluesky Statics

Well, at least Trump waited until the weekend to start a war, so we can watch it all unfold at brunch.

28.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cut my finger open but didn't miss Largerfeld before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia. Do I still have to work at TV Guide?

21.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did we as a species ever come to a consensus whether chocolate would kill a werewolf or not?

21.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean ALT: a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean

19.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screenshot of a Google search calculating 1 million divided by 15, which equals 66666.666 recurring

If we average out of the cost of a movie ticket to $15usd and divide that into $1m in box office sales, you confirm #Melania is the devil 😂

30.01.2026 07:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

28.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 16399 🔁 6428 💬 45 📌 37

🤭🤭🤭

24.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see the vision and I'm on board!

22.01.2026 08:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like three sugars and heaps of milk hahahaha!

22.01.2026 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favourite thing about ghoap is all the different ways people think Ghost likes his tea ☕

22.01.2026 05:28 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

20.01.2026 21:25 — 👍 9479 🔁 2267 💬 257 📌 170

So you know that meme of that guy who had chili and peppermint and was sent to the stratosphere... Could we add a drop of peppermint oil to like a buldak without affecting the flavour while still giving you that cooling spice effect? Someone who has peppermint oil plz report back xD

15.01.2026 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can't stop calling PUBG "Public G" and it's a problem.

11.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2025 recapped

29.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 6365 🔁 1697 💬 6 📌 33

I had 8 too! Just the top tray of the box 😅😅😅

27.12.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh that is an exquisite song for them 😭

27.12.2025 12:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many Ferrero Rochers can you eat in one go before it becomes morally incorrect?

27.12.2025 11:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A 4 panel picture of Jake Paul from his boxing match slowly transforming into a terrified hamster

21.12.2025 03:00 — 👍 13635 🔁 2321 💬 124 📌 86

Sometimes I don't realise how loud it is in my head until my brain glitches and everything shuts up for a second ⏸️

21.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Either stop giving me directions or you do the driving, Thomas. Oh right. You CAN'T. Because your arm is in Naples. So SHUT THE FUCK UP."

10.12.2025 13:48 — 👍 273 🔁 66 💬 4 📌 1

'Mortal Kombat' Star Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dead at 75 Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, an actor famous for his work in the 'Mortal Kombat' franchise, is dead.

Rip Cary-Hiroyuki. You soul is free.

www.tmz.com/2025/12/04/m...

05.12.2025 04:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am running out of ways to say we gotta [redacted]

04.12.2025 12:56 — 👍 902 🔁 108 💬 17 📌 2

Wait, you can actually escape Tarkov?!

03.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lossthedrals has changed my brain chemistry.

30.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my GAWD that's too fkn cute!

30.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And isn't that what thanksgiving is all about?

27.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm asexual and read fanfiction. I don't have a body count, I have a word count xD

27.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Ahhh the self soothing tail wrap 🥹🥹🥹

18.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NANI GA SUKI?! 😂😜

18.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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