Danny Indigo

A penny for my thoughts in THIS economy??? Fuck you, man.

I’m in cahoots with the algorithm. I’m in bed with the algorithm. I know what it wants and it knows what I want. We’re about to be unstoppable.

Will Smith did 12 ayahuasca ceremonies and still slapped the fuck out of Chris Rock.

Transcend all you want, you’re still human at the end of the day.

Wow. Spent time away from this app and finding a lot of politically charged, raging, crashout anger toward verified twats committing twattery. Water is wet.

Also if you go no-contact, STAY NO-CONTACT. YOU WILL BE DRAGGED TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND IT WILL NOT BE LEISURELY. STAY AWAY.

Finally headed home after being trapped in Türkiye for a week. Ngl this is a pretty dope country but I miss America?? 🥺🤢

I’m in Istanbul for context—I can’t speak Turkish so she is FED UP with me lmfao.

I tried making small talk with a security guard using translator app. Now she keeps sighing every time I have a question.

When people ask me why I don’t use Face ID I’m showing them this

Your next meal shouldn’t be compromised by the poor misuse of tax dollars intended to uplift but exploited instead.

To all the government workers who have been laid off:

Fuck the feds. They don’t love you. Take this opportunity to find gainful employment in a workplace aligned with the values you attempted to uphold under the agency of outdated patriarchal, racist, everythingphobic hegemony.

In no way, do I condone the displacement of peoples caused by the insecurity effected as a result mass layoffs when I say this:

At least you’re not working as a narc to uphold a government that gives zero fucks about the sovereignty and freedom of its constituents to pursue happiness.

I feel so uninspired :(

Oh so the egg price thing wasn’t just a viral trend? Like now they’re $7 per dozen in perpetuity? Genuinely asking because I’m about to buy a chicken.

meme showing three generations of white couples. the first is a century old picture and says "we will make a better world for our children" the second is 80 years says "we will make a better world for our children" and the last shows an boomer couple in a color photo says "fuck you entitled brats"

You should check out my livestream on Tiktok it’s pretty vibey www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2oyLA3c/

If you really think about it singing falsettos is pretty much black opera let me cook

I probably already said this, and I say this all the time—we should really discuss the implications of what the LEGAL USE of a “controlled substance” are, and the fine line drawn between partaking in sin with illicit party drugs versus administering lifesaving treatments for mental healthcare.

Reporting to you LIVE from my psychiatrist’s office in a medically induced k-hole ✨

If you care:

Maybe "find my people" instead of "find my tribe"
Maybe "inspiration" or "role model" instead of "spirit animal"

It'll just reduce the number of folks who wince a little when you say things. If you care about that.

Couple sparks riots yelling Alexa play Nickelback meme E

Nickelback content 😎

The manic urge to understand why some things feel real and others don’t

Damn. America really said Great Depression AND holocaust pt. 2 at the same time!?.. crazy work. 😏

Might be a duck thing 🤷🏽‍♂️

Just because you can obliterate somebody doesn’t mean you should

Btw I totally meant daffy

He lives in a perpetual state of self-sabotage in pursuit of happiness while already being afflicted with misfortune and sheer bad luck to begin with. He’s def thinking about something.

I read this in Donald Duck’s voice for some reason?

Dance my pain away