@mrpipsbarkings.bsky.social
First hound of Wülferhampton. Loyal friend and protector of your beloved Bretwalda.
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19.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Go fuck yourself ye rabid tree rat rabies boy.
19.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Worth it.
30.08.2025 18:20 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0See previous tweets rabies boy.
29.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Get te fuck rabies boy.
23.08.2025 15:47 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Run ratboy, run.
15.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
04.07.2025 07:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
BarkbarkbarkbarkBARKBARKFUCKINGBARK!
23.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
This week I has mostly barked at;
Figgy pudding
A twig
A Trappist Monk
Lugh Lamfhota
Depth
Trilobites
Kevin the Chaffinch
Another twig
Pumpkin spiced anything
Cola cubes
Dovetail joints
An underdone sprout
Echos
Chervil
Cloisters
Spray tanned Yingees fuckwits
and
Ohio.
This week, I have mostly barked at;
Plantain
The RSPCA
Echos
Lense wipes
Jousting
Pantone 19-3642
The Aquitaine Progression
Sea urchins
Casimir Lefaucheux
The deep breath before the plunge
Sodium
H. H. Asquith
Mint Toffos
Kevin the Chaffinch
Soup in boxes
and
Ipswich.
This I has mostly barked at;
The Damnonii
Droitwich
Pitta bread
Tomatoes
Elbows
Grimpen Mire
Sophocles
Modified atmosphere packaging
Herpetologists
Sun Tzu and the art of stating the fucking obvious
Belinda Carlisle
Feathers
Jamilia
and
Carcassonne.
This week, I have mostly barked at
The Troposphere
Cravats
Spillage
The Ark of the Covenant
A warehouse in Missouri
Block chain
Spathas
Any BBC drama lacking Olivia Coleman
Trews
Pylons
Hair
Snapchat
Any number greater than twelve
Soap
and
Haltwhistle.
This week, I have mostly barked at
Spindles
Pink wafer biscuits
Puccini
Sofrito
Jellied eels
Anything variegated
Glue
Load bearing beams
Pterostigmas
Long chain polymers
Zumba
Floss
The Archbishop of Canterbury
Blazers
Kevin the Chaffinch
Dust bunnies
and
East Kilbride.
This week, I have mostly barked at
Things generic
The number twelve
Reflexology and other such bullshit
Palm trees
Kevin the Chaffinch
The scent of lupins
Massive sheep
Nougat, the pink bit
The Mead Hall menu
Sophistication
Tribbles
Silver on the tree
and
Pitlochry
BARK!
Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark!
BARK!
