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i have a love/hate relationship w my friends bc they’re all chronologically offline aka none of us ever take pictures lmao

i shoulda pressed charges on this bitch when i had the chance, now i have to beat her ass 😔

i keep them as a reminder for them lmao like btw there’s a line,, act accordingly! toxic? maybe

i love seeing women truck drivers like okayyy u baddie u 🙂‍↕️

ppl who ride their bike facing traffic piss me off so bad

i stepped away for 30 seconds…tugged paws on the counter is CRAZY

dude fucking tell him

getting a cat for my cat this weekend .. he’s going to be so mad at 💀

imitation truly is the greatest form of flattery 🙂‍↔️

a woman in a white dress is dancing in a closet with a sign that says om on it ALT: a woman in a white dress is dancing in a closet with a sign that says om on it

my friends saying my new place reminds them of sex and the city is the compliment i didn’t think i needed 🥰

3 people tried stealing beers outta our beer bucket. pls stay home if u don’t got it bc how u broke and got the audacity ??

all the stray cats in my neighborhood are CHUNKS, call that neighborhood watch 😭

seeing gentrification happen in real time is so crazy to me

had the best time with my chosen family 💘

i’m a published author 🥳

i started watching love after lockup & im OBSESSED. like these ppl are real life delusional

i just heard the loudest FUCK come from somebody’s car… yea it’s that season 😂🥶

just saw a dead baby bird in the sidewalk 😭😭 #DayRuined

if anybody wants to adopt me into their family for the holidays lmk 😁

finding out my entire family voted for trump was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are