highway to the they/them zone

Instead of all the assassin shenanigans, the JOHN WICK sequels should have been about him avenging the deaths of larger and larger pets. A platypus. A monkey. A pony. A bear. An elephant. A whale.

here’s the link to submit photos to the america pac. there are a lot of cool photos you could submit here. one good option might be a man photographed from behind stretching an unusual part of his body. not gonna be prescriptive here but this is a great opportunity

i started watching white
lotus (season 1) my lord this shit is bananas already and i’m only on episode 3

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

I hate all American presidents

Happy president’s day to this person specifically

i don’t like taylor swift but let’s not pretend that her getting booed was anything other than unabashed misogyny perpetrated by the literal president and that shit isn’t cool

went to an amazing show in a gay bar in Mexico City tonight. they introduced this person as Ariana Grande and she went up and did Ariana Grande songs. no drag name or anything just “here is Ariana Grande”

good morning @schumer.senate.gov. what will you do today to stop a coup that threatens your constituents? will you make a dozen or so tweets? go complain about the cost of tomatoes? or will you earn your salary and do something constructive? (we already know the answer)

Chappell Roan just used her Grammy acceptance speech to call out greedy record labels for exploiting artists & described what it was like to live without health insurance during the r pandemic.

"Labels, we got you. But don't got us."

she is everything to me

abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga. Stefani I have received your message and will be acting on it soon

WHY DID CHRIS BROWN WIN A GRAMMY 👎👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

gay people how are we feeling after the grammys

This is so goddamn funny

the ai sloppification of the world will only end if organizations stand up for artists like this. this is another great reason to unionize your workplace as you can include NO AI ART in your work contract

Searching rednote to see if there is a Chinese Rizzler

a black and white cartoon dog smiles at the camera with birdhouses on shelves and one in his hand

i am currently listening to the raincoats cover of lola on repeat and it’s so delightful

RIP david lynch we will miss your girlboss energy

if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”

yet another story about the world’s oldest person dying… how about some stories about the world’s oldest person being born?

Amazon being, as we all know, deeply evil, it’s frustrating how good Kindles are. Just pulled out my 13-year-old one that hadn’t been touched in years, charged it, and it started right up and is working perfectly.

🤯 Damascus, Syria tonight.

2025 will be the first year free of Assad tyranny since 1971 — more than half a century.

Ginger is the spice of the sky and if you don’t believe me you’ve never felt your body crave a ginger ale the moment the drinks cart appears on your flight

Take Me To Your Girlboss By Commander Byxxurian -The Onion

Take Me To Your Girlboss
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i watched greener grass last night. an utterly confusing and stupid film but i loved it

don’t tempt me (i have very limited editing skills but i do have friends who can edit)

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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.