Fiona Yancy

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

When the apple falls far from the tree #RFKjr

If you were best friends with the world’s most notorious sex trafficker of young girls for over a decade, I’d think you were probably a piece of shit too

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

People are saying this is a legacy the likes of which no one has ever seen before. #epsteinfiles

The next step, #journalists

the people in the epstein files who were saying the files should be released while knowing the whole time theyd been begging to go to the island just thought their name would be redacted, thats all

Minnesota welcome #minneapolis

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Well!

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

Journalism USA #60minutes

Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

The Kennedy Center was given its name by an act of Congress after President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

Pretty sure its current board, which includes revered fine arts dignitaries like Laura Ingraham, Pamela Jo Bondi, Maria Bartiromo, and Lee Greenwood, can't undo that law.

#kennedycenter #trump #news #epstein #gop

It’s possible to tell someone they are in too steep of a decline to keep being president! America just did that last year!!

insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Representing oligarchs as working class heroes is a new low…even for us.

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”