Baba yogurt

Longlegs, but it’s a girl with terrible Kardashian era plastic surgery killing people to Charli XCX. Is this anything? send skeet

Feeling okay, sweetheart? You haven’t made a Homestar Runner reference all day.

a woman sings into a microphone in front of a drum set that says the on it Alt: a woman sings into a microphone in front of a drum

What about their daughters

I don’t know if my large idolatrous Jesus was struck by lightning and burnt down, Maybe I wouldn’t have the hubris to build it a second time.

The gales are coming right on time

It’s gonna be really funny if the government shut down is what finally ends TSA

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

fruity and alcoholic and pleading?

As a VeryNoseyPerson™️, I absolutely love when friends overshare on the socials. Yeah, baby, talk about your messy divorce. Post about getting fired. Tell us about your daily commute on the struggle bus that is your life. Share those cringey affirmations you perform into the mirror every morning.

Kind of egotistical to call yourself the dna of a genre but also completely tracks for him

Waiting for that positive impact to hit

Like I have been on the Edmund Fitzgerald bit since 1993 let’s be real here

So when I was in elementary school from 3rd to 5th grade, the music teacher would make us listen to the song and read the lyrics on the day of, and it’s just stuck with me ever since as a part of my own childhood lore

A book titled: Mama and Daddy Bear's Divorce

But you’re not a stranger, Goldilocks.

I love this post because it's conclusive proof that 2 sentences is too much to read for Americans.

I recently had someone I thought was a friend forward a bunch of very personal text about a genuine problem (like not just talking shit) I was having with a person to that person and I haven’t been able to trust any friends since

Lack of privacy is a special sort of trauma

Three men have left their wives for me and not a single one has stayed after.

Aye aye

Well, I for one am.

I mean ITS SIGNED.

I know!! I wish I could afford any of it

Glad this is popping off

Me, next to a Kermit, crying.

Might I throw in “me crying next to Kermit” into the ring

You know, now that a biking socialist has won the position of mayor in a large city I really think you should run for Chicago.

Mazel tov sister

They’re the only person that cares about the Muppets more than I do

Escalating Vince McMahon meme: Emma stone is producing a new movie It's written by Cole It's a muppet movie About Miss Piggy

Oh yes. VERY YES.

LAW & ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT 10:27 Paranoid Schizophrenic Attacked By Misogynistic Homosexual

Do you ever miss twitter?

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died