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@themaplewitch.bsky.social

Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. Smarter than I act online. Overeducated and understimulated. Co-owner and editor for With an X Books https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social https://www.withanxbooks.com/

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Every day

04.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird question but does anyone know a business lawyer I can ask a few questions about something?

04.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every day

04.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center

A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center

Getting called into HR because I wrote down β€œCunty” on the whiteboard spelling bee game

03.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it’s definitely an evangelical thing. They keep trying to start the end times on purpose.

03.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine milking ONE bad event in your life for that long.

03.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center

A recreation of the NYT spelling bee game on a dry erase board. The letters in the octagons are I T Y U O C with the letter N as the center

Getting called into HR because I wrote down β€œCunty” on the whiteboard spelling bee game

03.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@aprilkortoquioh tweeted today: β€œI’m from Minneapolis and I remember that on 9/11 everyone was convinced they were gonna hit the Mall of America next because in terms of cultural importance we consider it to be comparable to the Pentagon”

@aprilkortoquioh tweeted today: β€œI’m from Minneapolis and I remember that on 9/11 everyone was convinced they were gonna hit the Mall of America next because in terms of cultural importance we consider it to be comparable to the Pentagon”

midwest concerns

12.09.2023 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11
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Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant
Coloma, MI

03.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 38

I heard that it’s messy as fuck behind the scenes this year

02.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes and we all are real here

02.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to accept the comeback of Mumford and sons. Stomp clap is a Recession indicator that I am not ready for.

02.03.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

COKE BLOAT CATCH UP TO YOU FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS OF BEING INDIE SLEEZE TRASH?! Try prescription weight loss drugs!!

02.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rally’s and checkers are the same thing so are hardees and Carl’s Jr

02.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleigh Bells playing in the background of a GLP1 commercial is messing with me something crazy

02.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a treat.

01.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mercury is for when you’re a woman, but a bit evil

01.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2656    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 39

I don’t listen, but I like voting just to force my friends and enemies to watch certain directors

01.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdirect your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10782    πŸ” 2003    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 83

I just need some cute bras and I realized I was completely out of options shopping brick and mortar once I cut out anything that was a Limited brand.

01.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m going to try fenty. The subscription seems like a scam but there aren’t many other options.

01.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Annoying to realize just how much of my politics were just imported directly from Kurt Vonnegut when I was 14 but he's often the main one they let you read where it's like "man fuck this country"

26.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh no. It’s like she knows exactly what’s been going on.

28.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been thinking about that bit all day.

28.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23523    πŸ” 5957    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 64
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16981    πŸ” 6540    πŸ’¬ 467    πŸ“Œ 550

I realize my mistake that mostly men follow me. This is a genuine question lol not a thirst trap

28.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where does a woman find cute underwear that doesn’t support:
Pedophiles (VS and wexner)
Cowardly Bigots (target)
Looking middle aged (kohls)

28.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

28.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4555    πŸ” 768    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 42