hilarious and accurate
04.03.2026 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hilarious and accurate
04.03.2026 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt hate all men.
I hate the men who reinforce and cling to patriarchy.
soooo, you wanna make out?
04.03.2026 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bet he didn't see that coming
04.03.2026 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βHe had a feelingβ is a crazy reason to start a war
04.03.2026 20:22 β π 2434 π 725 π¬ 213 π 64Hey everyone! You can upload all your financial and employment info to Elonβs AI. What could go wrong?
04.03.2026 01:56 β π 2361 π 569 π¬ 222 π 53if you get muted or blocked it's because you've posted an old article acting like it's recent, old footage of a different war trying to say it's what's happening now, someone else's words you stole that i already saw, and BULLSHIT AI VIDEOS. you're a part of the fucking problem.
04.03.2026 21:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just yapping into the abyss as if anyone gives a single solitary fuck.
04.03.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre gonna need a bigger bus.
04.03.2026 21:13 β π 2389 π 430 π¬ 91 π 7America is now carpet bombing Tehran. Pure evil.
04.03.2026 21:15 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0sick to my fucking stomach, man.
04.03.2026 21:20 β π 4 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Two weeks. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
04.03.2026 20:39 β π 1009 π 179 π¬ 131 π 16If you believe Iran was two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon, youβll literally believe anything.
04.03.2026 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't give away my austin mgk ticket because tiktok's tos when it comes to giveways is silly and they won't push my video out even when following the rules. oh well, i tried!!
04.03.2026 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The space-based telescopes Hubble and Euclid combined forces to capture a dying star in stunning new detail
04.03.2026 17:57 β π 494 π 98 π¬ 6 π 2complete and total BULLSHIT
04.03.2026 20:45 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Heater with giant, expressive eyeballs, peering into a bathtub with her little white paws on the lip of the tub. Her body is roughly the size of a shampoo bottle.
I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.
04.03.2026 19:22 β π 5442 π 272 π¬ 152 π 16the FIFA peace pedophile president and his war criminal lover, Netanyahu, are ruining the whole entire fucking world
04.03.2026 20:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0A low-angle, wide shot of Crystal Pier in San Diego during a soft sunset. The sky is a gradient of deep blue and warm orange, with thin, wispy clouds catching a pink glow. On the right, a woman in silhouette is captured in motion, running across the wet, reflective sand toward the center of the frame. Her reflection and the dark pilings of the wooden pier are mirrored in the shallow tide.
Sunset glow. Pacific Beach, San Diego, California
#SanDiego #sunset #PacificBeach #CrystalPier
probably gonna go back to Samsung when i update this phone before the concert. I NEED the Samsung camera.
04.03.2026 20:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Without a doubt...
04.03.2026 18:56 β π 65 π 17 π¬ 3 π 0i will also be going back to the lesbian bar where i blacked out and caused a scene years ago on my last trip to San Diego to soberly redeem myself.... if they even let me in lmaooo
04.03.2026 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0aw my ex-momma-in-law has already claimed picking me up from the airport in San Diego lol i bet the rest of my night is currently also being planned π
04.03.2026 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you have to force βThe End Timesβ and βArmageddonβ through war and the deaths of civilians and military who shouldnβt be in the region, congratulations. Youβre severely mentally ill.
04.03.2026 17:29 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0One of the most beautiful things you can do for someone is make them a playlist.
03.03.2026 14:05 β π 51 π 5 π¬ 11 π 5
1,100 Iranian civilians killed by America, Israel, and Saudi Arabia in the last three days.
Thatβs a strange way to βliberateβ people.
congrats to @jamestalarico.bsky.social! please don't let Texas down.
shout out to @crockett.house.gov who i personally would've voted for if i lived there!
voting between two great candidates is a good problem to have and one democrats don't get too often.
sending love to you and your mom π»
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