Joe the Saint

This just in: Jesus associated with sex workers #CancelChrist

I’m tolerant of different ideas as long as they don’t throw trans folks under under the bus. Or support genocide.

New stim:

“Raindrop on roses and whiskers on kittens

Sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens”

With maximum drama on the second line. I wish my brain was better

From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.

I think you dropped this

I dunno cat looks fairly comfy I don’t know what would make their loafing better

Past me drank too much and didn’t do enough pull-ups. Silly boy.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale? Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future

MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

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They swear it’ll start trickling down soon. Any day now. Start carving out bowls from your subscription of firewood

Be jealous of gizmos winged eyeliner

Quote post your favourite reaction gif of all time.

Love you

My son

Planning to uninstall the second the IP gets added. Thought bullying anyone who uses the skin might be fun but there just engagement

Nice

I look forward to bullying anybody I see in a Harry Potter skin

HOW DO YOU KEEP DOINF THIS

There’s a new season of Fiona and cake and I was not informed. Bitterly disappointed by the Internet.

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

giant inflatable balloon that fits a human inside it

an adult sized realistic hamster suit costume

halloween 2026, hear me out

I'm a few days early, but this weekend is gonna be busy on the internets so posting it now.

Nov 2 is my NINE YEAR Cancerversary! Which means it is time for my annual yelling-from-the-rooftops reminder that if you have a uterus GET YOUR DAMN PAPS.

I know they are sucky but they are SO IMPORTANT.

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

They were just told a woman can only have one boyfriend