Joe the Saint

IT WAS SO SPICY

I’m gonna be wearing so many crop tops this summer

Remember, I’m a saint. Saints getting slutty tattoos are still saints

a bird with a large beak is standing in a field of green plants ALT: a bird with a large beak is standing in a field of green plants

I have a deep, cannon moment, beef with muppet bird from hell. I was on a date to an aquarium that had bird out front in a cool little enclosure. I didn’t know it was there. It machine guns right behind me. I hit the deck. I look up to see my date giggling at me. I look back to see

Me: I’m behind the log truck and not changing lanes

Also me: what if I do a slutty diglett cosplay this summer

Ahem I’m good

AND THEY MAKE A SOUND LIKE A MACHINE GUN KINDA SCARRY IF IT HAPPENS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WHEN YOU DINT KNOW THE MUPPET BIRD WAS THERE

That one friend who hangs out in the voice call but rarely speaks

The photographer deserves a raise

A series of 3 chairs set up behind a desk. For the same stream last week there were only 2, indicating another guest will be joining. Yes it is cramped.

Don't mind me, just setting up for tonight's stream 👀

They’re spending more time defending “all men” instead of hearing the real concern from all women

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing Pokémon who have never played a classic 2D Pokémon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a Pokéball will help increase the odds of catching the Pokémon

Fuck

Do it coward

YESPLEAZE

Stardew update: my first frog trinket was prismatic. My son.

👁️👄👁️ seeing bbno$ tonight

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

Jess is crashing out because she just found out Clint isn’t there on Fridays to crack geodes because he’s in the boiler room

Jess: this dumb slut. Derogatory.

Welcome to the facial hair club. We have complementary mustache wax and facial hair moisturizer on demand.

A girls elementary school. Hell isn’t enough.

I dare you

It’s 2026. Saturday morning. I have a bowl of lucky charms. I’m playing leaf green. I’m watching samurai Jack. No one else is awake. Nostalgic as a mfer

Playing leaf green: “Why’s my character walking like a pissed off toddler?” -me

“He smiled with his lower teeth”

The odds of me getting an Ezekiel 23:20 tattoo are not zero

Strap in boys were goop hunting

That bit towards the end where they sing back and forth to eachother? The post gave that bit of the song the same treatment as the bit from SOAD- Loneliest Day. Wild behavior. The comment section was gold