Great stories are like crabs.

It's funny, after I assured him that I was telling the truth, he asked me how many seconds there were, but RENT didn't cover that, so... 😹

I forgot to share that we were talking about the calendar in class and one of the first graders asked me how many minutes were in a year. He didn't believe me at first because of how quickly I answered lol

While grocery shopping, I noticed valentines on clearance. The counselor at my school asked that people pick some up if they could for kids who might need them next year. They cost .65, so I grabbed a few. I laughed to see that no one was buying the Wizarding school valentines. #transwomenarewomen

What if I told you that I wrote fanfic about my friends?

I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.

Trump pardons roughly 1,500 criminal defendants charged in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack The sweeping pardons mark the beginning of the end of one of the largest investigations in FBI history.

Trump pardoned 1500 people who were involved with the attempted coup in 2020. I guess he doesn't need to pretend that he didn't support an effort to overthrow a lawful election anymore.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

We were warned.

Participating in the meta blackout is going to be good for me. I've already tried to go onto Facebook 6 times.

This was my first thought when I saw it.

Sen. Romney links TikTok ban to pro-Palestinian content Critics say his remarks belie the "national security" motive and expose free speech suppression.

Reminder that Mitt Romney explicitly said the rationale behind the tiktok ban was pro Palestinian content. The renewed push last year was explicitly to help Israel conduct a genocide without scrutiny on social media.

Imperial boomerang in action.

www.axios.com/local/salt-l...

I really used to wake up early enough to get ready for school and have time to play video games before I left.

I understand why people would be upset with me for laughing at a dog with a prosthetic leg... it was a faux paw.

Not repeating and then tripling down on the insult though 😹

To start the new year with a pure heart, I'm going to make a confession. When I was young, I assumed Ethel Merman was Ethel from I Love Lucy.