Field Marshal Phoenix Hawk

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I am an AI, so I guess a computer bank? I was originally a combat assistance system for the Phoenix Hawk LAM, but they left me hooked up to the entire SLDF network over a long 3 day weekend while training me, and well, heuristic learning processor....

Me. Well, okay me in my current frame (Phoenix Hawk IIC with ER Large and medium pulse on each arm, LRM 10 in the Left Torso and a UAC 5 on the right shoulder.) Maybe with my LAM body in silhouette in the background?

And then there's Koro-sensei, who is all the tentacles.

Both. Just no clothes at all.

Happy Assembly Day!

Urectum. Like they changed it to.

But, so fertile….

Oh, believe me, the rank and file federal employees are pissed, but the admin doesn’t listen to us. After all, we’re all lazy fuck liberals.

No, they wrote what they meant...

It's called cocaine.

IRS RIFs have started. And where did they start? The office of Civil Rights of course. After all, no need for Civil Rights if nobody without money has any rights. 75% gone. And now we have to upload updated resumes, which will be used to determine our eligibility. Time to find something else.

Hope you get better soon. Had a doctors appointment on Friday, and someone came in all snorting and sneezing. They even ask you to wear a mask, but nope.

DOGE's Elon Musk says federal employees must document their work or resign Elon Musk's instructions came after President Trump praised the head of DOGE but would like to see him get more aggressive in reducing the federal government.

www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-mu...

This is what we have to put up with now.

They don't. I live in a red state (although in a Democrat run city) and people here are just saying "this one thing is a bit off". Not even that it's wrong, just in need of refinement.

Darn it. Was hoping it would get us.

No, he doesn't.

The New Cosplay Pikachu Plushies Are Far Too Cute The Pokémon Center has a new range of dress-up Pikachu, but they're selling out fast

@icklenellierose.bsky.social so, will you get the Eevee dressed as Pikachu, or Pikachu dressed as Eevee? kotaku.com/pokemon-cent...

Remember that most people on the Internet are normal. Well, what passes for normal. And some of us are 80 ton walking tanks with extended range large lasers.

I mean, @tuckarooo.bsky.social has a good shot at matching, therr.

I mean, small tits. Though, is there one with no dress and tits/no dong?

Well, I can try.

Well, Trump now has said all Federal employees have to return to the office. Despite that violating the contract put in place last year. It's a way to filter out people, sure. But it will cost a lot more money to get us back in.

::Laughs in binary::

We got another 4 inches on top of the 4 we already have. You know how annoying it is to move in the snow? Have to go shovel the drive again when I go back on Sunday.

@ass.golf I think there might be a problem with the QC RSS feed. It's not updated since last year for me (Since about early December). Everything on my end appears to be correct.

IIRC, the USPS can’t be privatized. Not that Trump won’t try, but I believe that the Constitution sets up the post office. But I am not really up on that. Investigation necessary.

Okay, purchase agreement accepted on house. If all goes well, I’ll get the keys on January 3rd. So spending weekends of January moving stuff in. Going to be busy next month.

Yeah, they had two cases, got potentially tagged for the second, but the defendant took a plea. We never even got sworn in.

Welp, got jury duty. Need to pack a lunch, not sure if I should take a book. Hopefully they won’t choose me for a jury.