Adam Altman

And make that amount as close to 0 as possible.

Extra-emplary

What’s that make a can of tear gas thrown at the public?

Chart showing win probability for a Sixers vs Bulls game. Sixers lead entire way until 3 seconds left.

Chicago continues its fun win probability charts

If you threw it at a federal agent, they wouldn’t even bother pressing charges.

Better *now*

Better now

bart simpson says i 'm going to be doing this Alt: bart simpson says i 'm going to be doing this if you get hit it’s your own fault while swinging his arms

Real “if you get hit it’s your own fault” energy

That’s even better!

It might not be comforting but it is our duty as spouses to say it.

Maybe the award should be renamed to the "Way to STFU" Award because the "Please STFU" Award does not sound great.

Bumper sticker reads "Less Honkin More Tonkin"

Clearly ignoring the sign (complimentary)

Ad for Six Flags Fright Fest -- photo of a guy in a scary mask that might be made out of human skin standing in front of a roller coaster.

I should hope so; otherwise how scary is it?

Not for nothing but it’d probably be easier to make whiskey using urine than tears - urine’s mostly water but tears are made up of so may things.

Plus, by volume, easier to collect enough piss than enough tears.

What I’m saying is I’m ready to invest in your company.

YouTube video by AnthraxVEVO Anthrax - Got The Time

Anthrax - Got the Time

It’s true

Definitely reminded me of Remedy games going back to Max Payne dream/drug sequences.

Yes, I know. There were people out there claiming that they would though.

During Covid I was told that wearing a mask would make me breathe too much CO2; now I'm not breathing enough?

Gray tabby kitten lying like Burt Reynolds did on that bearskin rug in Cosmo

My Gravy would do that when he was kitten

Just saying l got a tattoo recently and the advances in aftercare compared to ones I got ages ago are incredible. Didn’t mean any offense. Sorry

Ink doesn’t really swell, bleed or scar anymore. He had a Saniderm patch on it in one photo and those things work wonders. Tattoos have come a long way.

Department. Asked if either of those top officials would recuse or have been recused from overseeing the possible settlement with Mr. Trump, a Justice Department spokesman, Chad Gilmartin, said, "In any circumstance, all officials at the Department of Justice follow the guidance of career ethics officials." In July, Ms. Bondi fired the agency's top ethics adviser.

Every single dollar of our taxes is going to go in his pocket.

I thought the same but it says “do x sit ups and x pushups and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes”. I think if you had to do all in 14 minutes it would read “do x pushups, x sit ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes”. The “and” between sit ups and push ups isolates the run (in my mind)

Gravy, the gray medium hair tabby cat just staring at the corner in the basement.

Closer on Gravy, the gray medium hair tabby cat just staring at the corner in the basement.

Creepy Blair Witch-ass cat

Screenshot of football game score: Texans: 0 Seahawks: 14

Not sure why everyone thinks Seattle is in trouble right now. They’re up 14-0

I saw that sign!

Also, are they conflating Mr Spock and Dr Spock?

remember when HRC said half of trump's supporters were "deplorable" and people went apeshit?

our nation can't heal until americans are able to tell wheat from beans and hay