Tim Hodgson

Clean-shaven again (except for modest sideburns). I know you were all waiting with bated breath and on pins and needles for an update

Simply aging into Even More Handsome

you wouldn’t DOWNLOAD a GRIZZLY BEAR

I have not worn a full beard since 2019. I’ve let my scruff go for several days because shaving in hot, humid weather is unpleasant. How the HELL did I get so many gray and white whiskers all of a sudden

My graying blonde hair looks sick but Moses beard is TOO MUCH, MAN

"Let's go to the calendar. It's calendar time. Calendar time for Buddy."

My opinion has not changed since they were released: Vol. 1 is a lot of fun but Vol. 2 remains one of my favorite movies of all time

i have his autograph somewhere

i am pretty sure this was on our fridge for the season when i was a kid

TYRONE

I can get a lot at my dual neighborhood grocery stores but neither carry Hatch chiles and I'm envious

Picked up a few bags of anchos, guajillos, and pasillas on sale the other day tho

my brain automatically rejects the entirety of the 2010s stomp-clap-hey genre

i thought that was CCR

"You kids don't know STP? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Scott Weiland? The bong-rattling bass of Robert DeLeo? The competent drumwork of Eric Kretz? Oh, man!"

That angsty shit I listened to when I was 18? STILL HITS when the mood is right (bad)

i have a #brand

screenshot from the simpsons with the kids running away from homer's car while homer is leaning out the window and shouting, with the text altered to read "for most information on post-grunge, consult your school library!"

just pulled up this clip and this bit with the candles absolutely destroys me every time

"Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"

listening to the music genre famously known as rock and/or roll

I will say one good thing and then I'm done and Logging Off for the night. My immediate "share a wall" neighbors are a young(er) hispanic couple, and a little bit ago the guy knocked on my door to try to help me out with a maintenance issue. I gave him a beer for the trouble. Good folks

Feel awful for her. My sister also lost one of her Very Good Boys earlier in the year

I hate everything

Banner fucking week of personal bullshit capped by my mom having to suddenly and unexpectedly have to have her boykin spaniel dog Joey euthanized earlier today for the exclamation point

2025 can get bent

Me: Man this summer has sucked complete ass. Crushing, suffocating heat and humidity and on the handful of days that haven't been, BAM the air is poison because of wildfire smoke

Also me: [afi's girl's not grey comes up on the rock playlist and i'm 19 years old again in 2003] WHAT FOLLOWWWWWWS

I've lived here for coming on 13 years and it's *still* weird to just recycle bottles and cans instead of returning them to get the deposit back

I'll always be a Michigander

skill issue

You don't have to tell me, man, I worked for 'em for a brief period in college. Stocked shelves at the OG location at 28th and Kalamazoo in Grand Rapids before they tore it down after its replacement was built in 2010

The Dreaded Michigan S

Far outskirts of Massillon (close enough I guess and well within the Cleveland TV and radio markets) but that is 100 percent my dad

Doorwall never, but every once in a while I'll still let a "party store" slip out and no one here knows what the heck I'm talking about

Can confirm. I try my best to suppress it but get a couple of drinks in me and that SE Michigan honk slips out all the same

"Oh really, Tim? You like RAHHHHHHCK music? The show starts at eight o'clAAHHHHHHHHCK on the DAAAAHHHHHT?"