Thoughts of dog

gooooob morning. did you know. that if one sits. very well. and looks up at the human. with a straight face. the human will be forced. to stay home. an extra few minutes. and give attention

remember. when that leaf. fell on my noggin. and i became emperor. of the yard. well.. even though. the leaves are done falling. i want to clarify. i haven't yet. relinquished the throne

i. have been on skittle watch. all day, and guess what. it hasn't moved. i almost. grrborked at it. in frustration. but i'm afraid. it could. retaliate

That workout looked intense fren!

the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air

The classic golden touch!

Which one is the parrot?

What kind of duck is that?

Nature and Snackums? Count me in!

He is part of the pack now!

gooooob morning. i found a button. and decided to swallow it. but before i could. the human jumped on me. from like. three rooms away. i guess. this particular button. means a lot to them

there's. a single chair. that the human. told me. i'm not allowed on. why is it special? no idea. but of course. now i want to snooze on it. very bad.. i will slowly climb up. one limb at a time. and hopefully. no one will notice

i. had a nightmare. that the boing sproings. behind the doors. came to life. and started chasing me

i know. how scary. bath time can be. so whenever. the human showers. i make sure. i'm also. in the bathroom.. for solidarity

i think. what's really important here. is that. i love you

my fren. is already snoring. kind of impressive. in a way.. he took the afternoon walk. very slow. stopping to smell. everything he could. i spent that time. wrapping the leash. around the human. as many times. as possible

the human. bought a device. for my bowl. that forces me. to eat slower. do they not understand. that eating at an extreme pace. is the one thing. i truly excel at

g0000ob morning. my fren and
i. are on skittle watch duty. until the afternoon snooze. the skittle. i speak of. is under the fridge. and hasn't moved. ever.. but one day. it could. and that is why. we watch

gooooob morning. the human. is off. to do. whatever the human does. and i. am off. to try to fit. my entire foot. in my ear

goo0oob morning. a lot happened. on our walk. this morning. i found. a perfectly good waffle. in somebody's trash. the human. didn't let me. have it though. there was also. a very frightening. leaf tornado

so you know how. my bed. was shrinking? well. it has remained. pretty much. the same size. for many many snoozles now. perhaps. it's done shrinking

ok. all is well. the human. came out and almost immediately. found my fren. mostly. iam grateful. but also. the human. didn't need to show off like that.. my fren seems. unharmed. and somehow full. but i think we're done with. leaves. for the day

i have lost. my fren. in the big pile. of leaves.

gooooob morning. my fren. and
i. are going to play in the leaves now. it should be. a grand time

whenever. the human. makes a snack. my fren and i. will patiently wait. to be given. a part of said snack. even if we're not. as long as. the human feels. guilty about it. mission accomplished

it is movie night. and the human. and the human's fren. are cuddling. on the couch. i will sit at their feet. and stare at them. until. a spot is made. in between them. for me

I would like an update where I can smell bacon please.

the human. just refilled. our food bowls. thinking that. they forgot to feed. my fren and i. this. is a magical night. second dinner. rules

quick life hack: sticks. are too big. to easily smuggle. into the household. try a woodchip.. thank you. for your time

"while. the human's away. the dogs. will play" no sir. my fren and i. protect this household. very seriously