Paul Garrard

Ah, driving through Derbyshire towns, one would think they were celebrating recently being admitted to the UK. Union flags draped everywhere. Saved us looking at the bungalow that's for sale anyway. So that's good.

SYMpToMs OF OVARIAN CANCER FEELING FULL QUICKLY AND/OR LOSS OF APPETITE 1 2 PERSISTENT BLOATING (NOT BLOATING THAT COMES AND GOES) 3 NEEDING TO WEE MORE URGENTLY OR MORE OFTEN THAN USUAL 4 PAIN IN YOUR TUMMY OR PELVIS (THE AREA BETWEEN YOUR HIP BONES) Target Ovarian Cancer

It’s Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, everyone. There’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer, and it isn’t picked up by other gynaecological screening (such as smear tests). But if you do think it might be a possibility, you can ask your GP for a blood test and/or a scan.

In today’s episode of “hello, I’m a dickhead” x

Stolen from FB

Can any of my US followers tell me how the Iran war has affected the price of eggs in the US?

Kenny Everett as General Cheeseburger

Monday

Morning all.

“Monday's child is fair of face”
Photographer Shirley Baker, Manchester, 1966.

Pristine brickwork (2026) The art of Paul Garrard

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#art #newart #myart

Followed by a load of undesirables overnight 🙄

👏🏻

Good morning Neill. That's good.

WTAF?

YouTube video by BBC Trailers Small Prophets | Official Trailer - BBC

I recommend Small Prophets. A slow build over the series as you would expect, but always amusing and laugh-out-load (plus other emotions) by the end.

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Yes 😊

Good night intrepid explorer.

Always a matter of opinion. I wouldn't dis any of it.

Legalising and regulating drugs is about reducing the harm and deaths caused by drug use, and treating addicts rather than criminalsing them. It is appalling that Labour and Reform are playing politics with people's lives.

It's all good stuff. There is value in all art.

woman holding a very lifelike mask

Actress Jean Arthur holding a mask by W.T. Benda, 1930.

“I don’t have to wear the same coloured socks if I don’t want to, and neither do you.”

~ Francis Ford Coppola

Man in shorts, cape and a fancy hat, he has a z on his chest. zuma man of mars

Goodnight.

I wouldn't climb Snowdon any other way.

We have met a lot of Welsh people.

I think the Greens’ ‘fantasy’ drug policies make sense – and I’m a doctor As doctors, we are trained to follow evidence, not ideology, which is why I think Zack Polanski’s signature policy is worth sensible examination, says NHS doctor Holly Tarn

I think the Greens’ "fantasy" drug policies make sense – and I’m a doctor (£)

As doctors, we are trained to follow evidence, not ideology, which is why I think Zack Polanski’s signature policy is worth sensible examination, says NHS doctor Holly Tarn

www.independent.co.uk/voices/nhs-d...

A carrot with a small round protution? Half way along.

The world is a scary place at the moment.. but there is still weird, possibly rude vegetables...

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

Why isn’t there an outcry to renationalise the water industry?

We HAD to taste the sublime BAL Musette, just so we could take this pic for our socials 😉. Dupont have teamed up with the award winning French brewery Cambier to produce this stunning 7.2% double rye saison. It's in the fridge waiting for you....

#belgianbeer #belgianbeercafe #worcestershirehour

It's time to widen the attacks on Reform UK and expose their plan to strip workers of their rights Martin Shipton When celebrities endorse politicians or political causes, it can appear crass and embarrassing, especially when they’ve previously had little to say, aren’t very articulate and it’s cle...

It’s time to widen the attacks on Reform UK and expose their plan to strip workers of their rights

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