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Sean Satori

@seansatori.bsky.social

Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social

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a cartoon of a judge sitting at a table saying " i 'll allow it " ALT: a cartoon of a judge sitting at a table saying " i 'll allow it "
04.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s by far one of the best designed games of the last 10 years, if not more.

03.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should be higher tbh

03.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 57    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

"A spiritually broken president."

03.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve shopped at Target twice since January 2025. We used to go two to three times a month. Absolute idiocy destroyed their brand and they have no one to blame but themselves.

03.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guarantee Sauer told them they were going to lose and Miller thinks he knows better.

03.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blackman?

03.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m trying to think of a plausible mechanism for this and am coming up short.

03.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Said like one of the not 144,000 who will be not be lifted into the sky when the revolution comes.

03.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Given his age, acute myeloid leukemia is a possibility, and would explain much.

02.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d also like to thank Brad Karp for showing everybody the absolutely wrong way to deal with this thuggish administration. His prior association with Epstein is really just the icing on the cake.

02.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

The Matrix would also like a word.

02.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also plan on using it to design a custom app like @masnick.com did the other day.

02.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FWIW, I actually went out and paid for an Anthropic subscription for Claude. It’s been super helpful to me noodling through some engineering design stuff related to upgrading my boat, among other things.

02.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Governance by *tweet is weird

(* I can’t bring myself to call posts on Truth Social “truths”)

02.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol, all hands email saying we shouldn’t use Claude anymore… 🤡

02.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

War is a secular matter is a pretty ridiculous statement given that the vast majority of wars in history were religious in nature. Plus, pretty sure every single civilian and soldier out there are saying prayers regarding what might happen.

02.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh it was definitely our own stuff.

02.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.

It is 1991. I am 15 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2003. I am 27 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2026. I'm too old for this shit. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

28.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1261    🔁 378    💬 22    📌 20

One of the jurors in the Goldstein case is saying that Tom Goldstein testifying was why they convicted him and YUP 👍

02.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 — 👍 13235    🔁 4224    💬 130    📌 163
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A titan of vaccine development sees his field’s achievements slip away Stanley Plotkin, the 93-year-old "godfather of vaccines," is watching his field’s achievements slip away.

“In a pair of recent interviews with STAT, Plotkin expressed dismay at seeing the achievements of his career & his field slip away. He knows what lies ahead…
“All I can say is that I’m beginning to regret having lived so long —because we’re going downhill,” Plotkin said” @jackiantonovich.bsky.social

02.03.2026 12:47 — 👍 1028    🔁 454    💬 4    📌 39

“Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop"

March 1, 2026

01.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ZOMG it is so good.

01.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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K-pop Demon Hunters with the boy…

01.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They just might be these days!

01.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His type is pretty damn common in the enlisted ranks.

01.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh, I think the guy has the same depth of thinking as Joe Rogan. Which means he’s just 2 degrees away from whatever conspiracy theory he hears next.

01.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s more 2 but perhaps that’s what Maine wants.

01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m beginning to think he just isn’t really that smart. It’s like Joe Rogan deciding to run as a populist.

Which honestly might just be what Maine wants, but thats neither here nor there.

01.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0