Sean Satori's Avatar

Sean Satori

@seansatori.bsky.social

Government litigator with interests in antitrust, IP, cyberlaw, and privacy. Views = own != legal advice. He/him/y’all. Married to @wheresmyburrito.bsky.social

1,996 Followers  |  940 Following  |  7,050 Posts  |  Joined: 02.09.2023  |  1.7453

Latest posts by seansatori.bsky.social on Bluesky

It is absolutely common for soldiers overseas to get these types of tattoos. Some of them know, some of them don't care to know.

31.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's insane to me that Trump forced these charges because them getting dismissed is only going to make him look more impotent than he already is.

30.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Federal employees are immune from suit for libel or slander for things said by them in the course and scope of their employment.

30.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite thing as a writer is when I start ranting about something on Bluesky, get it all out of my system, and then turn it into a real piece of writing.

On that note: hey, it’s me, heckling centrist Dems in the New Republic!

newrepublic.com/article/2023...

30.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 1013    🔁 236    💬 42    📌 45

From the Minecraft movie. How my own son learned mamacita:

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack.

30.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or the small of the back ones that I'm not going to bless with their misogynist nickname...

30.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

La-la-la-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken

30.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is some of the most evil shit I’ve ever seen..

30.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives.

All on the taxpayer’s dime.
trib.al/TBvPo7A

29.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 2808    🔁 1376    💬 209    📌 268

🤡 stuff

30.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Knickers

29.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Laugh or cry, I choose laughter

Laugh or cry, I choose laughter

A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.

29.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 1013    🔁 252    💬 11    📌 16
I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made.

“Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied.

Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made. “Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied. Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.” He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

29.10.2025 12:57 — 👍 3973    🔁 1008    💬 123    📌 295
4 Pinned
Elon Musk X @elonmusk •7h
O ..
When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don't realize the horrors that take place far away.
They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor.
What happened to the nice man who was brutally murdered while walking his dog will happen to all of England if the tide of illegal immigration is not turned.
It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die.

4 Pinned Elon Musk X @elonmusk •7h O .. When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don't realize the horrors that take place far away. They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor. What happened to the nice man who was brutally murdered while walking his dog will happen to all of England if the tide of illegal immigration is not turned. It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die.

He’s just so stupid, is the thing. So, so stupid. Like, we can comment on the poisonous heart of it in a minute, and how terrible it is that he can spew this stuff in a media environment he can pay to control. But first we have to get past just how clankingly stupid he is. How stupid all of this is.

29.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 178    🔁 26    💬 13    📌 5

Surprisingly, people don’t usually mind paying a bit more in taxes if they get something out of the bargain. As my income has risen during my life and I go into higher tax brackets, I understand that with greater privilege comes greater responsibility.

29.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We have always been at war with Eastasia.

29.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Faced with the cognitive dissonance between a closely held belief (Trump is good and lowers prices) and the evidence they can see with their eyes, they reject their own eyes because rejecting the belief is more painful bsky.app/profile/bkel...

29.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 205    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 3

They don’t mind a king either. That’s really what’s going on.

29.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes being a sailor is sitting in a bar for 8 hours straight looking at your boat in the rain and plotting.

28.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apologies accepted. Head bopping music always appreciated.

28.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People are bopping their heads

28.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooops I’m sorry i guess I actually did

28.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Well that means I absolutely didn’t queue it up next

28.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup!

28.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What artist?

28.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The jukebox at the bar I am sitting at allows you to control it with your phone so I’ve been playing 15-minute long Pink Floyd songs for the last two hours and I am the jukebox god here…

28.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Years ago I did a back of the envelope calculation of how much heat energy would be held in the waters underneath the the hurricane belt after a 1 degree rise in temperature. It came out to 94 exajoules. Enough energy to power the US for three months. Now available to power hurricanes.

28.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wish that prerecording used audio because he would absolutely incriminate himself.

28.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It strikes me that federal judges all over the country are all of a sudden super concerned with making compelling factual records for their decisions, which often means letting bad behavior continue too long, and it’s all in response to CJ John Robert’s and his merry crew of SCOTUS demolitionists.

28.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(4) Trump and the Republicans don't have an advantage over Democrats because they *better understand heartland Americans.*

They have an advantage over Democrats because they created their own universe of propaganda outlets, and then went out and bought all the mainstream outlets.

Duh.

28.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1783    🔁 500    💬 13    📌 37

@seansatori is following 20 prominent accounts