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Matt Aadland

@mjolnirpants.bsky.social

Author, artist, musician, and occassional streamer into the void. Always a sad dad.

103 Followers  |  71 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 28.10.2024  |  2.1756

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They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.

28.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5498    ๐Ÿ” 2936    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 235    ๐Ÿ“Œ 388
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DC Comics just decided to choose violence, posting GI Robot on their TikTok.

Iโ€™m all in.

29.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 396    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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The damage this man has done is incalculable.

29.08.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26800    ๐Ÿ” 7757    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1390    ๐Ÿ“Œ 526

Can confirm. Had a cis FWB. Left her for a trans woman. No ragerts.

30.08.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be very clear, he's an *UNDOCUMENTED* immigrant. Who actively evaded immigration enforcement.

09.07.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a big believer in alt text, myself. I used to go around adding alt text to images on Wikipedia. It makes a big difference to people on super slow connections and with visual problems.

Also, Luca hella cute. ๐Ÿ˜š

09.07.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
BREAKING NEWS: House Speaker Mike Johnson In Bizarre Walmart Incident

BREAKING NEWS: House Speaker Mike Johnson In Bizarre Walmart Incident

Too many people asking me for a source about Mike Johnson fucking a rotisserie chicken, and not enough people actually googling.

09.07.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hoping to do this regularly, inquire within about anything you'd be interested in!

29.03.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re a member of the LGBTQ community in the U.Sโ€ฆget a gun. If youโ€™re a woman..get a gun. If youโ€™re a leftist get a fucking gun. And if youโ€™re one of the last dying remnants of someone on the right that hasnโ€™t been brainwashed by the cult get a gun.

28.06.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC, what kind of clown world is it when Speaker Mike Johnson got caught fucking a rotisserie chicken in the back of a Walmart...

08.07.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they arenโ€™t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

11.06.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24977    ๐Ÿ” 6872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 288    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

Unit insignia is 25th ID, an Army unit out of Hawaii.

11.06.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the Gl Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the Gl Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487

donโ€™t repeat the worst of history. a lot of nazis were โ€œjust following ordersโ€

08.06.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, there's glitter in my beard and a trans pride flag on my cheek. And the shirt says "Free Dad Hugs".

07.06.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all need to be paying attention. This is what they're doing when the rule of law is still nominally in effect. Imagine how bad the MAGAts will get when they don't see any more obstacles in the way of doing whatever they want.

07.06.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a different kind of trauma that envelopes you when you see something awful happen in real time. You arenโ€™t watching it later on the news. You donโ€™t know itโ€™s coming and when it happens itโ€™s brutal to all your senses.

07.06.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A big bearded ginger man, middle aged, with purple glitter in his beard & a trans pride flag painted on his cheek

A big bearded ginger man, middle aged, with purple glitter in his beard & a trans pride flag painted on his cheek

Went to pride today. Wasn't there long (Florida heat and all), but I met a friend there and had a great time with the kiddos.

07.06.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was pissed at the time, because that whole situation was fucked, but in retrospect, I've come to accept it.

Because as we all know, the Beasty Boys have to fight for their right to arty.

(No, I'm not sorry.)

05.06.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an hour, we'd only pushed them back 200 meters. Cap calls it in again, because we need the support, but the arty guy still said no.
So we said "fuck it, we ballin" and just went ape-mode. We pushed them back the last hundred yards, Cap called, and fire rained down from the heavens. 3/4

05.06.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

almost immediately came under fire. But there was artillery at the FOB, so Cap got on the horn and called for some, but the arty guy told him there was no way, we were too close. We had to push them back 300 meters.
So we got to it. It was bad. Hard fighting for every damn meter, but after... 2/?

05.06.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, back in Iraq, there was this FOB that everyone called "The Beast" because it was where some of the worst fighting was. We used to say that we'd get "beastier" by being posted there.
Well, my second deployment, I was operating out of that FOB the whole time.
One day, we went outside the wire 1/?

05.06.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha! I literally started to build this the other day. Beat me to it.

Good job, and thanks.

16.01.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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More relevant than ever.

16.01.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1887    ๐Ÿ” 569    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

16.01.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello. My name is indigo Montoya. You killed my- Wait, sorry, force of habit...

06.01.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*gasp*

...

... You monster...

25.12.2024 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as she washed her hands after.

25.12.2024 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am 99% convinced that the main reason they want to do this is to get hot trans women in the bathroom with them.

27.11.2024 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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