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John Francisco Batman

@fartdecider.bsky.social

Happy to lurk, type the ocasional comment. .All but one or two of my followers are bots lol

188 Followers  |  24 Following  |  153 Posts  |  Joined: 07.07.2025
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Next year it’s going to be β€œjust buy the trimmings, they are cheap and alfa super food”

27.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those ribs have a smoother skin texture and look less overcooked

26.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Merica in a nut(case)shell

20.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cirrhosis at Bari’s Service

20.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Benito also stated that β€œthe reason I’m (performing) in the Super Bowl it’s because I never stopped believing in myself” and while looking straight at the camera he said: β€œyou are worth more than you think you do” or something to that effect. Powerful

09.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*this* (gesturing wildly) isn’t working for anybody except the mega rich, cronies and megaphone grifters. Voting reflects reality better than the so-called news. In fact you can count on big β€œnews β€œ outlets going out of their way to interview and platform outliers to present their own β€œreality”

08.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With raw milk instead of gatorade

08.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just like the Democratic Party

05.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding an insult to the intelligence to the actual injury . Sociopaths that’s what they are

05.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMovie and Whiskey Night with Tony Dokoupil and Bari Weiss” . Sundays 11 am eastern time

25.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Ok thank you

23.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know where can find more information? Where can I see the reports?

23.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the real β€œdistraction” was the Democratic Party all along

17.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIdentity based grievances” Isn’t pretty much the core of white nationalism? The basis of many policy decisions as of late? An explainer of the current state of affairs?

17.01.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A steak, a bottle of vodka and some airline souvenirs.Couple of tickets for the football league where ladies played in undies

16.01.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that from the live action painting Christian woman? The one that paints in mega churches?

01.01.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is his suit slowly constricting him? Pushing all of his blood into his head inflating it?

08.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should try an exploding cigar, that might work

29.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For that cozy gas station feeling at home

20.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to speculate that the gems and precious metals of the jewels were stolen from somewhere and not native to France so it’s just the circle of life. Hakuna matata monsieur

20.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NYT is just a grey hoe masquerading as a grey lady, a total hoe for fash. Pathetique

20.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The massive constipation would certainly take your mind away from your depression. Meat sweats won’t be pretty either

06.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked a squirrel about autism in squirrels and it just stared at me without saying anything so I interpreted its silence as a sign that squirrels don’t have autism; in fact squirrels do not take any Tylenol during pregnancy or afterwards. Not fans of vaccines either

23.09.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that a Zapata quote, or at least mis attributed to him? Zapata would not be in his side, at all.

22.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No joke whatsoever. β€œMueller Time” enlightened me to the fact that β€œprincipled” republicans was an oxymoron, and had been for a while

22.09.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have seen for the last, ( practically) two years , people suffering horrors beyond my comprehension finding solace in their belief of God

22.09.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How ironic that it was the current pious religious mainstream belief system that made me a believer again; if Jesus, or a second offspring of god where to set foot on this world again, he or she/them would be publicly executed ipso facto again

22.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just one more lurch to the right man , just one more and I’m done. I’m serious this time

22.09.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s in the gospels, heal the sick, feed the hungry , worship the Lord by deeds an not prayers and while you are at it f$ck them unhoused folks literally. Saint Newsome shows you the entry level path to it

22.09.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the year of the lord 2025, β€œred meat for the base” it’s no longer a metaphor

22.09.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0