James Tullos is finally here

I can't stand vagueposting, there's only 1 thing worse than vagueposting and we all know what it is.

Does that work? Or is it too derivative?

Bluesky is the only place where people think you're saying the opposite of what you mean. You can say "I like pancakes" and they'll say "Oh so you hate pancakes."

No, I said a different thing. Who TF do you think you're talking to right now?

He just like me fr fr

When I worked at a financial company, it was the term we used to describe clients that were very important, so it's weird to see others start using it.

Everyone who invested in oil within the last month is probably in a good mood right now.

Be careful what you share. If you see a tweet/Facebook post/unsourced comment online that says something hard to believe, double check it.

I've already seen people claim Tel Aviv has been wiped out or U.S. ships have been sunk, just stop and think, man.

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YouTube has reached the point where suggestions on my home page are just ~3 dozen videos I've already watched and if I scroll past them they pop up again in a different order.

Have I successfully coined a new phrase?

... How does this not have its own Wikipedia page?

YouTube video by James Tullos The Legend of the Self-Terminating Teens (The Program)

The Legend of the Self-Terminating Teens (The Program)

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Do you think ghosts get mad that the Ku Klux Klan stole their look?

The memes make it easy to forget just how fucking bleak this one is.

Sometimes a new person will discover my channel and spend a week leaving comments on all my old videos and it reminds me of just how far I've come.

Thank you, teenager from Brazil, you give me the strength to continue.

They tried arresting him but every time they turned around he appeared outside his cell. After a few tries they realized that a wizard is subject to neither the laws nor whims of mortal men.

It's unfortunate that drugs are bad for you and ruin your life because every time I see someone on drugs they look like they're having a blast.

Toronto Catholic district school board ad on Grindr

Why do I use Grindr? Mostly for comedy. For example, I received an ad for the Toronto Catholic District schoolboard's kindergarten registration in between messages from guys asking me "how big is it?"

Diddy seems like he would be fun to party with... Why are you leaving? Do you not like monkeys?

Hosea 8:7 - "For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind."

Unfortunately, gaming has run into the same problem as movies, books, TV, and music.

Those all require a little bit of energy, scrolling your phone demands nothing of you. When faced with an easier dopamine hit, many people will choose that.

Do Pokemon always have to fight each other? Or can I step in the ring with some boxing gloves on and take my chances with Hitmonchan?

Not every thought needs to be broadcast publicly.

This book ends with a gay mafia hitman and a lesbian prison guard getting married so they can start an orphanage together. I felt you all needed to know that

Oh I guess you think he'd be antisemitic instead smh my head.

I call dibs on starting today's pointless discourse.

If Uncle Iroh was real, he'd be pro-Israel.

It's amazing that a book with a T-Rex eating a Conquistador on the cover can be so boring.

I want to see John Brown become a servant in Fate/Grand Order.

I might get into Fate if they make Michael Jackson a servant.

I don't have a lot of luck with women and I think that's because I look like I have very strong opinions about anime.

Happy Valentine's Day.

So you're telling me that the main reason people hated GoT's ending is because it didn't match their fanfictions and they wanted a Disney-esque happy ending?

Wow, I wonder if anyone on YouTube has been saying the same thing since 2019.