Mel - 🆘️🇺🇸

How does one explain to their Fur-child that you are not mistreating and starving them, but they can not eat scallions. Yes they are tasty and green but they are alos onions and are poison to kitties.

Yes but I must now find a theater outfit.

Always this.

I humbly
Beseech you, sir, to spare me, till I may
Be by my friends in Spain advis’d, whose counsel
I will implore.

For attention home with kitties, not theater.

Now I got to buy a birthday dress. See I could have spent the day in this.

I miss lighters at concerts. #old

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

How i arrived on bluesky:

Article Title "Hidden Gem Museums of NYC"
1. Metropolitan Museum of Art
2. Museum of Modern Art
3. American Museum of Natural History
Do I even continue? 🤦‍♀️

MAGA support

Look Maybel and Josephus, I didn't want to go out either. So stop yelling at me for coming home late.

Not crying in the bathroom.

Do I book a vacation for a time I know I can't get off from work so I have to find a new job by then?

2 cocktails no food question.

Jealous

Yeah, yeah.
Chess.

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I was looking a theater tickets for my Birthday and accidentally purchased. I now have 2 weeks to prepare myself for an outing. I really just wanted to look until it was too late to go, then spend the day inside with the cats. Also the absolute worst day to be out and about in Manhattan.

MAGA would rather have all of this just to see those they don't like suffer.

My son's "resting cat face".

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Watching The Lion King, singing The Circle of Life with the cats poised up in the air. Clear sign of a single childless millennial breakdown.

His newest thing...
Strawberries.

I've been a fan forever, but when they say there's a thin line between genius and insanity, this man hops back and forth over that line like he's doing double dutch.

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Another day of waking up in the darkest timeline.

Doesn't that go against their "America first" BS.

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

A pedophile.
An adjudicated rapist.
A convicted felon.
A pathological liar.
A sociopath.
A malignant narcissist.
A sadist.
A racist.
A fascist.
A traitor.
An insurrectionist.
A war-monger.
A demagogue.
A despot.
An enemy of the Constitution.
An American nightmare.

Everyone who voted for Trump should have to do military service. Everyone, regardless of age or whether they already served.

You voted for this. You fucking deal with it.

#unpopularopinion

When you go grocery shopping and you are buying items to make a nice salad and you have the thought in your head that you are going to have protect and then fight your cat for the arugula.