hyasynth but horny

whats a reply guy? am i one? Is it bad? If its bad and I am one how do I stop? If its good and im not one how do I start?

im cute i can get away with crimes if i say sory

every time i piss i think "im so glad I'm standing right now im never gonna get bottom surgery" which is why im never gonna get bottom surgery

first date idea: she holds me in her arms and i start crying like a neglected puppy feeling wanted for the first time

this brings a whole new meaning to "clearly the artist's poorly concealed fetish"

youre a genius dog girl baby jesus

alt: shia labeouf wearing a brown paper bag over his head that says "i am not famous anymore", but the word "famous" was poorly replaced with the word "chair" in an image editing program

new rebrand

mhm, keep telling yourself that (we're gonna pretend i didnt accidentally respond on my main)

whatever you say im sure youre still a big strong wild wolfgirl and not remotely domesticated

(alt: a photo of the previous tweet with "barkz" in wolfie's handle circled in red)

the temptation to read that as a challenge,,

Don't worry I would never kinkshame. If you're into Chiropractic that's okay

I don't understand findom. If I wanted to pay someone to not do anything to me I would hire a chiropractor

if thats a sign of weakness then im weak

someones posting str*ight porn in the porn channel and i know theyre allowed to but i really wish they wouldn't

shut up nerd (def not saying this because im jealous you said it before me)

considering posting my tits on here. thoughts?

need to be used

im super entrenched in the undertale speedrunning space and theres enough minors there that im kind of ethically obligated to keep my horny shit on a separate account

followed you for tech takes got this instead,,, guess im switching which account to follow you on :3

they call me george cause i have a w bush and cause i hit her prostate like its the pentagon

it is vitally important that i am treated like a sex pet i think

they had everything and all they had to do to not lose it all was go on pornhub and jack off instead of harassing people

i'm so jealous of the villains in scooby doo like getting tied up by a bisexual polycule i need that

and yes this is a tweet!!

if in casual conversation you say "I saw a tweet the other day" you don't correct yourself to say you saw a "toot" or a "skeet", bc deep down we all intuitively know the tweet is a format

remembering the time i accidentally sent my cishet uncle a meme that said "happy pride month to hung tgirls that dont tuck"

untuck queen. let it hang.

unbind king. let them hang.

the correct response to "ageplay is weird and grosses me out" (which it is and does) is "so i will not participate in ageplay and mute/block people who do so publicly" not "so i will tell ageplayers to kill themselves on twitter dot com"