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Taiga. they/he, disabled. Not safe for actual work but never explicit. I love guys in rubber suits. 腐人.

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the added line on the tie...wicked

04.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cant find the original post of this, couldn't tell you who the artist was, I think it may have been deleted, so I think this is lost media and i need to preserve it

04.03.2026 07:41 — 👍 196    🔁 67    💬 2    📌 0
drawing of evolt, ryuuga banjou, and sento kiryuu (kamen rider build) alongside a tumblr textpost:
evolt (holding his hands up in mock excitement): "hey I hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage"
banjou and sento (both kneeling on the ground and injured): "man c'mon"

drawing of evolt, ryuuga banjou, and sento kiryuu (kamen rider build) alongside a tumblr textpost: evolt (holding his hands up in mock excitement): "hey I hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage" banjou and sento (both kneeling on the ground and injured): "man c'mon"

04.03.2026 09:54 — 👍 85    🔁 46    💬 1    📌 0
A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

Chubby horses are everything to me.

02.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 612    🔁 194    💬 4    📌 2
Drawing of Red Sonja, relaxing with a cup of ale in her hand.

Drawing of Red Sonja, relaxing with a cup of ale in her hand.

15.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 1149    🔁 223    💬 5    📌 3

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 8056    🔁 3501    💬 64    📌 142

Galadriel is clearly wiser and more powerful than her husband here, she's described as notably just as tall as him, with a deeper voice than you'd expect from a woman...her esoteric knowledge and captivating stare...I can't believe the legends were true...transgender elf babes are REAL

04.03.2026 08:01 — 👍 23    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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So funny story lol... Bao went apeshit when we tried to put him in the crate to take with his sisters, so uh he's staying here for now until we decide what's best to do XD
In the meantime I have two new bottle babies for the first time in forever! They're Fenrir and... Freya!!<3

04.03.2026 06:21 — 👍 393    🔁 37    💬 20    📌 0
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Spirit Crossing on Steam Befriend bears, aid lost spirits, ride fluffalo, and build a thriving village with other players in this multiplayer life-sim from the creators of &quot;Cozy Grove.&quot; Find endless opportunities to...

wow that's incredibly specific but great news. let me know if you're interested in being reached out to for Spirit Crossing-related purposes at a point in the near future. 🦙

store.steampowered.com/app/2321960/Spirit_Crossing/

04.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 25    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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Iwao Takamoto was one of the Disney greats. Films like Sleeping Beauty owe a lot to his meticulous lines.

The studio was a kind of home for him -- it was a big change. Just before, he'd been in the camps. We explore the story:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/takamoto-a...

03.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 870    🔁 273    💬 12    📌 12
Miyamoto: When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of "hidden secrets" in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go "grotesque," you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium.

Miyamoto: When pornography escalates, it eventually crosses into the grotesque. I think the world of "hidden secrets" in games has almost reached that same grotesque level. It's reached a point where it isn't measured by common sense anymore. It's just people getting bored and looking for stronger and stronger stimulation. We've hit a wall. When you're at the point where you have no choice but to go "grotesque," you have to start thinking of new ways to use the medium.

I BETTER SEE THIS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO QUOTE ALONGSIDE HIS OTHER FAMOUS ONES

02.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 978    🔁 276    💬 18    📌 65

yeah gaming is a bit of trial and error but steam decks running linux has been a huge boon for it because a lot more games are natively compatible! definitely come a long way since last time i tried linux (approximately a geological era or two ago )

04.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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cancel all my appointments and hold all my calls

14.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 15    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

a single snuggle from big papa huge time would singlehandly fix my life

03.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 648    🔁 206    💬 2    📌 2

just did the switch and it is a little fiddly but definitely doable!!

04.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a painting of an eevee with a pink bow looking into a vanity mirror.

a painting of an eevee with a pink bow looking into a vanity mirror.

Who will I be?

08.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 2587    🔁 1003    💬 12    📌 4
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B-Fighter Kabuto (1996)
Episode 28

04.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 117    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 4
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remembered this tweet

03.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 58    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0
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ive been in tears over this since i woke up

02.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 4347    🔁 1537    💬 18    📌 16
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Classics Of Game 134

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A gray shorthair cat at the moment of release upside down, with its tongue out looking derpy

A gray shorthair cat at the moment of release upside down, with its tongue out looking derpy

A new paper on falling cat science came out and I just have to draw people's attention to this image

03.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 1439    🔁 416    💬 33    📌 24
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im glad goodreads has this real quote from charles barkley

03.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 855    🔁 338    💬 2    📌 13

THESE GUYS APPRECIATE HUMAN FOOD AND TENDERLY TOUCH EACH OTHER

03.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 17352    🔁 3979    💬 52    📌 810

we can but hope he gets that sense kicked out of him!!!

03.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MF DOOM

03.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 4794    🔁 1636    💬 40    📌 6
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 12759    🔁 5750    💬 143    📌 54
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We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

02.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 2876    🔁 1067    💬 27    📌 24