dave_ebubbles

oh my god you type like a tool

some pajama packing fuckface from the renaissance fair

wait

id say if i had to take an educated guess it was outright goddamn unmannerly

when i look around all i see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build

now no captcha is safe youll have bots signing up for email accounts and duplicating potted plants and shit

you hells into wizards like rose?

hey karkat maybe theres some hope yet maybe its not a total lost cause

an obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face

i dont want to talk about it

maybe when it comes down to it our lives werent that different

this thing has to have some escape pods or something

its like a stupid cultural melange after a while that barely makes any sense from either frame of reference

shipping grids and dick battles

you mean maybe its about anxiety over maintaining my blogs

you were just stalling me werent you

or maybe it was a guy who rejected you

privy to what i flame broil from below

pretty cool guy here

since you sort of lead the way in making that plan

wait hold on rose is finally opening her stupid laptop

i think maybe theres been some bogus science in circulation that we been chumped into gettin behind

thats what a real friend would do

you dont seem to harbor any sympathy for the fact that ive burrowed fuck deep into lively, fluffy muppet buttock

its the conksuckiest piece of fucking shit that ever still somehow qualified as a boot

ok like its cool that you even know that fact but this is exactly the kind of fuckery the no bs zone doesnt cotton to no matter what sorta cookware is involved or which pseudomilitary organization regulates its borders

him turning into a floating sword bird

holy shit so uncool

did i miss something

it might be kind of hard to tell on account of me chilling face down on the pavement and also because downplaying feelings is the chief rule of cool but im pretty pissed about this