RandBall’s Stu

Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate

YouTube video by RHINO ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin' (Official Music Video) [HD]

The astonishing outcome of Billy Gibbons' on-its-face-insane inspiration to make ZZ Top sound more like Depeche Mode, ‘Eliminator’ is forty-five minutes of ecstatic hooks and Fairlight boogie whose groove is nothing less than a novel musical vernacular. A masterpiece. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae82...

I’m in the only fanbase that can’t make fun of Atlanta

this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money

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Giant ICE OUT whistle thingy

West St. Paul reinforcing Best St. Paul status.

wasn't Safety Last Gary Louris's first local band?

fortunately new orleans is known for its light, healthy fare

To be very clear, this waterslide will differ in significant ways from the one provided behind the @randballsstu.bsky.social paywall.

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Protect our Norms

Grateful to This Is Lorelei for continually giving me reminders to listen to This Is Lorelei

dammit i needed this

Took a week off from social media and loved it, so I'm going to stick my head back in the sand for another few days. Just logging back on promote Midwest Excellence, Stu's exceptional new newsletter, which I have decided is well worth my time and money. It's also worth yours, should you have any.

Over here, you'll see the Midwest Excellence Water Park Experience. Now, you are probably saying to yourself, this is just a blue tarp on a hill, Stu. And isn't that Mike "My Pillow" Lindell in a sailor's hat, holding a garden hose, sitting in a folding chair and sobbing? OK, you need to understand that Mike's currently living in our basement while he sorts a few things out, and Mandy is just about at her wit's end with him. Did you know he sleeps with his eyes and mouth open? Wide open? There was a bird in there yesterday.

I'm pretty proud of what we're building here!

A Look Behind the Paywall Midwest Excellence, a newsletter by RandBall's Stu (from the internet)

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Walton Goggins standing over me with his boot firmly planted on my neck, slicing an apple with a switchblade. "Now it seems to me... someone needs to learn their times tables." Neither one of us has any idea what he means in this scenario.

I’d never shut up about this. Also Clem Snide whips but you already know

@danawessel.bsky.social

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Michael Anthony, 1984

The guy in the mentions who said “damn dak Prescott is old” should be president

Abel? Come on.

I can tell you that FULL LIQUOR BAR is doing the heavy lifting for the clientele.

I already knew what "the banality of evil" meant I didn't need some sweaty dipshit from Forest Lake to be a war criminal as a reminder

Brian Dunne. He’s fantastic!

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Pantera!

No but I’m all in

I expected it.