RandBall’s Stu

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Pantera!

No but I’m all in

I expected it.

No, was just sitting there on Hulu

So many Guys in it!

But I rewatched Heat. Good shit!

Forgot the wolves played today and so did they

Thanks mark!

you've been set up with a free sub & comments until such time as you're back on your feet

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

There are enough orders that I’m putting Mandy in charge of this, so it’s probably coming faster than you’d think

Goddammit

Operators are standing by all weekend, etc.

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

I hope you went and I hope you came home with a story.

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i know you know this but in case you forgot warren zevon wrote that

Screen cap of a tiktok vid that says IS PERKINS STILL GOOD showing a bunch of fried food from the restaurant Perkins

Asked and answered

As for this week's Link-O-Rama 2.0, we have Dr. Liz Fiedler Mergen, Mancini's, Sturgill Simpson, and my brother holding a plate of pickled herring. Worth your time.

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You'll soon be able to pay me for Midwest Excellence. For those of you who will not be doing so, I hope you enjoyed some of the outstate statuary jokes.

Reminds me of one of my all-time favourite @ericallenhatch.bsky.social posts 💜

YouTube video by BillySwanVEVO Billy Swan - Don't Be Cruel (Audio)

It changes from week to week, but currently youtu.be/BP-xffG3ksI

Gobert -> Edwards -> Reid

Jason Isbell acknowledges that the concert is being streamed on The Current and there are some words he's been advised not to say, and immediately a "FUCK ICE" chant breaks out in the crowd, lmao

Anthony Edwards dunk
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YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out

At once impeccably cool and aggressively unfashionable, Joe Jackson’s Steppin’ Out is four minutes of nightmare disco and nightclub jitters which paves the way from ‘Goodbye Yellow Brick Road’ to the Magnetic Fields. Detours through Motown and Freud. A perfect single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur