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Christian rock ingenue. Newsletter: https://midwest-excellence.ghost.io/

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01.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 3
03.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1141    🔁 178    💬 24    📌 15

I laughed way too hard at this

28.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
28.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 220    🔁 4    💬 24    📌 2

Plymouth to be precise

27.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The St. Paul Corduroy Jacket Is Bruce Springsteen. Let Me Explain. On October 27, 1975, despite being a relative unknown to the general public, Bruce Springsteen appeared on the covers of Time and Newsweek. People under 35 reading this: Those were print magazines. Pe...

Friday's Midwest Excellence tries to squeeze a little more juice out of The Jacket. Mentioned: @bringmethenews.bsky.social, @racketmn.com, @danawessel.bsky.social, J. Edgar Hoover, Watergate.

27.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 49    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 1
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Happy Friday to you guys

27.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 135    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0

I agree, but the listeners then wanted grunge and Garth

27.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll be honest, the FFA kids had this shit figured out decades ago.

27.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah jeets

27.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The St. Paul Corduroy Jacket Is Bruce Springsteen. Let Me Explain. On October 27, 1975, despite being a relative unknown to the general public, Bruce Springsteen appeared on the covers of Time and Newsweek. People under 35 reading this: Those were print magazines. Pe...

Friday's Midwest Excellence tries to squeeze a little more juice out of The Jacket. Mentioned: @bringmethenews.bsky.social, @racketmn.com, @danawessel.bsky.social, J. Edgar Hoover, Watergate.

27.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 49    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 1

I’ve been in Scottsdale for 10 days and this is just a happy hour fit tbh

27.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Douglas or Todd is going to be a fuckin challenge, tell you what

27.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"Browns Valley has a Carnegie Library (pictured), a reminder of a time when the fantastically wealthy tried to make the world a better place instead of draining the earth's oceans to make AI slop that your high school bully shares on Facebook."

27.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

We’re getting the band back together

26.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have such contempt for this county. From November to April, it IS under a Blizzard Warning 85% of the time.

Also, is it pronounced like Traverse City, MI or the Chevy Traverse? THIS IS WHY I NEVER SAY THIS COUNTY NAME EVEN THOUGH ITS IN THE VIEWING AREA!

26.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

The greater good.

26.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

26.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1320    🔁 339    💬 75    📌 93

But then who’s going to do content creation for all the adult school shooters and other republicans

26.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was hoping you’d see this

26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Punches above its weight.

26.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I spent many hours and days driving through rural Minnesota in my orchestra musician days, and "the flat-as-a-fucking-pancake part with seven farmers who all hated each other for being the wrong kind of Lutheran" is just a spot-on description of a very specific chunk of the state.

26.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 55    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

if I had pointed out anything positive about wheaton it would've been a problem for my dad, but it'll be in the reader feedback portion next week

26.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

absolutely, but I can't turn back now.

26.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
OVERVIEW: My dad worked for the telephone company. He was, at least for a time, a lineman for the county. His work took him all over the back roads of rural Minnesota. Not the part with lakes and cabins and majestic forests, but the flat-as-a-fucking-pancake part with seven farmers who all hated each other for being the wrong kind of Lutheran.

He didn't complain too much, but when he did, he'd mention the kind of bass ackwards town where you couldn't get a meal or a cold beer or a hotel room. "Wheaton," he said more than once. "Goddamn, I hate Wheaton."

Wheaton is the most populous city in Traverse County, Minnesota's least-populous county. I award them zero points. May God have mercy on their souls.

OVERVIEW: My dad worked for the telephone company. He was, at least for a time, a lineman for the county. His work took him all over the back roads of rural Minnesota. Not the part with lakes and cabins and majestic forests, but the flat-as-a-fucking-pancake part with seven farmers who all hated each other for being the wrong kind of Lutheran. He didn't complain too much, but when he did, he'd mention the kind of bass ackwards town where you couldn't get a meal or a cold beer or a hotel room. "Wheaton," he said more than once. "Goddamn, I hate Wheaton." Wheaton is the most populous city in Traverse County, Minnesota's least-populous county. I award them zero points. May God have mercy on their souls.

Howie didn't care for Wheaton.

26.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 85, Traverse County There are 87 counties in Minnesota. I’ve lived here my entire life, so I am the only one both qualified and fearless enough to rank them from 1-87. While these rankings are just my opinion, they are c...

Coming in at number 85 on our exhaustive rankings of Minnesota counties: Traverse. Thanks to both my dad and @jonmarthaler.com for their input!

26.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 34    🔁 7    💬 11    📌 4

british sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the delicate question"

american sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "the custom of the sea"

australian sailor's euphemism for cannibalism: "a salty tucker"

26.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 554    🔁 51    💬 15    📌 5

Michele Tafoya texting Tony Dungy asking if he has interest in joining her YouTube channel to get 300 views per week.

26.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 273    🔁 24    💬 8    📌 0

I'm the Andrew.

26.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Always have been

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