Ghost of RFK Jr’s Worm

On the way in the not to distant future, “So You’ve Recieved Classified Information in a Group Chat.” A guide on how not to get charged with treason due to government incompetence.

29.03.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tobacco execs want your input. With so many regulatory agencies being stripped of their authority, and Joe Camel having long ago died of lung cancer, they are looking for the next cool mascot to sell tobacco to kids. Post entries in replies.

23.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Local DOGE Bro Issues Statement on Research Funding

This loss will be hard, but corporations that rely on the free labor of grad students are just going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, buy less avocado toast, and skip those five dollar coffees.

—Hunter Kyle, Insufferable Douche

12.03.2025 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am the ghost of the worm in RFK Jr’s brain. I came from a proud line of worms and you may struggle to correctly pronounce my name; Steve Son of Bimothy the Long. I am here to warn of the toxicity of bad brains, in hopes that my mournful haunting may help others avoid my tragic fate.

10.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0