My stoned ass just opened the spice cabinet and wondered why there wasn’t any ice in it.
02.12.2024 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My stoned ass just opened the spice cabinet and wondered why there wasn’t any ice in it.
02.12.2024 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Took a mental health day today.. and by “mental health day” i mean 40mg of edibles.
28.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except for:
1) Fx- how dare you make us go another year without a Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving Episode.
2) Elon Musk.
This morning I’m forced to grapple with the idea of a worse timeline than the one we are currently in… one where Bowen Yang’s character is played by James Corden.
27.11.2024 14:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Reminiscing about the good old days when Black Friday actually meant something. Bring back the deals out meemaws used to get in fist fights over.
26.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me coming over to BlueSky.
25.11.2024 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0