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My stoned ass just opened the spice cabinet and wondered why there wasn’t any ice in it.

02.12.2024 06:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Took a mental health day today.. and by “mental health day” i mean 40mg of edibles.

28.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except for:

1) Fx- how dare you make us go another year without a Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving Episode.
2) Elon Musk.

28.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This morning I’m forced to grapple with the idea of a worse timeline than the one we are currently in… one where Bowen Yang’s character is played by James Corden.

27.11.2024 14:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reminiscing about the good old days when Black Friday actually meant something. Bring back the deals out meemaws used to get in fist fights over.

26.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me coming over to BlueSky.

25.11.2024 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0