Audrey, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🛼

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.

We Found Heavy Metals and VOCs in CR's Follow-Up Braiding Hair Investigation - Consumer Reports For our second evaluation of braiding hair, CR tested 30 human and synthetic hair products to determine if there are less toxic products on the market.

Please share widely, #Blacksky! This is very, very scary.

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Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

We don’t need gender markers on birth certificates.

We don’t need gender markers on drivers’ licenses.

We don’t need gender markers on passports.

We need politicians who will make the bold moves to remove these relics.

Well hi there, chelsea 🙂

You know, I was gonna get the nipnops done first but this suddenly shot up to chief contender status.

Why must everything I love eventually be tainted by the global pedophile cabal?

I have not touched more than one or two drinks a year in the last ten on average.

I’m about to blow the roof off my statistics if this keeps up.

Why does everything I love have to be tainted by these inverted assholes that walk like people?

Man, and I thought I was a wanton cocksucker. Newsom’s got Big Tech’s balls glued to his chin.

It’s not, uh, good when I find myself softly humming “Sweeney Todd” while doomscrolling, is it?

Nah, Chernobyl has the benefit of at least allowing the surrounding countryside to recover from the depredations of humans.

Twitter actively manufactures depredations.

I'm pretty sure we're gonna be on Box #4 soon. I hope not, with every COVID-abused cell in my body, but I have an alarmingly solid track record on sociopolitical trend prediction & every vibe in my bones says we passed the last exit marker on the road to Destination Fucked about fifty miles back.

You don't save an orchard from a rotten tree by pruning some branches; you chop the fucker down and dynamite the stump.

Welp. that's it. I think I finally ran out of hope.

That could be problematic...

...for them.

Here's the fact that no one wants to talk about: we live in a world that for untold years has been run by a cabal of wealthy pedophiles, who have been covered for by senators and representatives and ministers and whatever who are beholden to said pedophiles and their cronies.

There's no saving it.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I could totally go for some Sbarro.

I must be ill.

Yeah, I always get those confused, which is better than tacitly ignoring them like our government does even when we aren't being run by a pedophile cabal. 🙄

I know, and I am so sorry that you - that any of us - have to go through this shit. At some point though, we need to start pushing back in ways they can't dismiss as easily.

The only way I have ever found to be rid of a bully is by punching them to the ground, then kicking them when they're down.

They just want the parts of the 14th regarding the legality of using convicted felons as slave labor to apply to us, none of that woo-woo "equality" nonsense.

Remember: The proper response for any member of a marginalized community to a government official demanding we do things like turn over ID or generally stop living our lives because they don't like us is, "Fuck you. Make me."

We are now at a point where running and being nice is no longer viable.

I do believe the proper response here is "Fuck you, make me."

This is why people are so upset when people say Democrats need to stop focusing on trans issues because it's too woke and people aren't ready for it: we're not talking minor inconvenience here. We're not talking microaggressions

We're talking: they are stripping IDs from trans people

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

The thing to keep in mind is that even if you offered them the world to stop, it still comes to personal choice; theirs. I can’t think of much that feels more libertarian than that.

Libertarian Socialist, standing by. I don’t need any government that exists solely to tell me what I can and can’t do or can and can’t be.

Surge! …It tastes green.

…Wait, y’all stopped?!

I’m bringing sexy back to “sometimes I just fall into bed with my clothes on because it just takes too fucking much energy to get naked” chic.

Thanks, #LongCovid.

Except transgender communities, right? RIGHT? Because that is totally what you've been saying when you think none of us are watching.

We are not "incidents." We are not "abnormal discourse." We are not "societal deviants."

You are a fascist collaborator. Full stop.