Spenser

Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

Right? In times like these where there’s SO much out of our control, just that brief moment of it is so nice. I’ll take the serotonin I can get right now

Even broke out my pen from a calligraphy class for the labeling 😂 Been a really rough week life wise and organizing and tidying something always makes me feel better and this did the trick.

A very messy and unorganized pantry full of canned cat food, lint rollers, cat treats, and cat brushes.

A drawer of cat food fans sorted by cat names

A much nicer and more organized pantry for cat food with cans in drawers and treats, brushes, and toys neatly put away

Personal win. Finally got a little drawer to organize the cat food shelf in my pantry. Before & after

That Cale goal gave me a bingo, woooooo!!!

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That’s our dude!!!!!

SHOOT. THE. PUCK. You guys had Knight flailing and pass pass pass PASS

Think I’ve got everything for after 2

Thank you!

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Been a hot second so why not! Count me in

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Gus in goal

Barfed all over the crease lol

The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

Then the refs can call them for embellishment while calling Wild for nothing lol

Listen I know they scored on that final pp but that was an insane penalty kill for however many minutes.

This is such garbage officiating lmao you have to laugh so you don’t explode in anger

Yes Cale, you tell these refs they blow

I love animated broadcasts and the unhinged, glitchy body movements of the players are cracking me up

Just make sure to pair it with the super dramatic thumbnail and you got the winning formula

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What a bomb from Marty. I know we’re all thinking it too but let’s just enjoy a ppg while we can 😂

I believe may have been Kulak Mal pairing but can’t remember.

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Would the guys like to play defense or……..? Just asking

I certainly hope so and if they haven’t realized it yet, not holding my breath on that light bulb moment. They shoulda known better and now they get to live with the repercussions and I hope they enjoy it

Imagine destroying your rep and any pride people had in a gold medal for some McDonald’s and bottled water 💀

Things are rough right now so the plan is to do some cooking, watch trashy reality tv, and try and avoid that orange stain for the night so that I don’t completely unravel. Good luck to those watching 🥴

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This piece of it is such a bummer too cause if he does make the play he’s wanting to, and he was so close to it, McDavid is all alone with Helle and we’re having different convo. Such a big what if moment

Love these. Now to determine whose number I should get first 🤔