The pile smells better.

I look forward to the outcome of the Mar A Lago trials.

Who shot who in the what now?

Not to mention what went into bread, or the unspeakable things that happened to meat. The Jungle was written for a reason.

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Headed to El Salvador to meet with government officials and discuss return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.

It's certainly a generous estimate for brain cells, so we know it's not that.

That's it. That's my band name right there.

I'm so curious to learn this more than any other of whatever he thinks woke ideologies are.

In any real country you'd be in front of a firing squad already but keep joking about it, dbag.

He bizarrely loves Do You Hear the People Sing though. I'm guessing if he actually saw the show he was asleep for everything but that.

I'd love for protesters to somehow cover her in black mourning crape.

Good, April 30th is coming up, maybe he'll do us all a favor and stage a reenactment. 80th anniversary and everything!

There is a crack,
A crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.
- Leonard Cohen

The leopards are already wheezing, poor things. I'm worried about their stamina.

I wish the apocalypse wasn't so goddamn stupid, it's embarrassing.

DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.

God I love Costco but I wish they could figure out a way to have the same model with smaller amounts of food. I don't need that much food. I wish I could shop there all the time but I'm still working through non perishables from 14 months ago.

Awwww, it's little x@HumænShiæld!

If a capybara climbed on you it'd be the greatest day of your life, that's why. 🤣

Senator John Kennedy(LA) said yesterday that "to my friends who are upset, I would say, with respect - 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬.

It's his job to care. We pay him to care.

Tell him. 202 224 4623

Oh sweetie, like anybody of any ethnicity was going to marry you. 🤣

Is that ...a beret? Or a ferret on his head?

This Is Why We Fight g.co/kgs/UNENFGr

I thought The Dead Zone was fiction, sir. The only difference now is he could use a toddler as a human shield and his followers would cheer him on. The fictional part was that there's such a thing as "too low".

Omg I just came here to post this exact thing! 🥰

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I lost Rob in Old Navy and when he came out he texted me "I knew you weren't in the store because they played Common People and I didn't hear you yell."

Only a few pop into my head offhand. A play by Tom Stoppard called Indian Ink is one of my favorites. Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer. I'm sure there are more, I'd love to get recommendations too ☺️

Oh no! Unreliable narrator is like my second favorite literary device. Whatever that thing is where the story switches back and forth between a present where the past is unknowable and the actual past that the narrator can't see but we can is probably my first.