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I thought these people didn't believe in handouts?

Not to dismiss diagnosis in any way shape or form, but this got me

Now I feel insecure about my large desk.

We need an official Bluesky poll feature.

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Bizarro

It just works.

Now officially the worst Superman.

The billionaire CEO of the third richest company on the planet gives the President an actual block of gold so his company is exempted from US Government tariffs. And the whole thing is broadcast live on TV.

Anyone who can't see what is happening to this country is unsalvageable at this point.

Veel beterschap

Als we maar kunnen lachen.

Alle dystopische scifi-media hadden gelijk.

Yes.

Omdat de doorsnee mens tegenwoordig helaas een aandachtspanne heeft van 2 seconden.

Mr. Hornyblower

This is incredibly stupid on a number of levels, but it’s also enraging to hear from a guy who led a government program that destroyed some of the most effective anti-poverty and disease prevention programs we had.

En zelfs te leeg om het te fixen. Enshitification.

Bart De Wever zijn afspraak met de geschiedenis is zoals wel vaker aan de verkeerde kant.

You wake up in your nest. It was all a dream; you have no idea what a “shitpost” is. As the concept of a “banger” fades from your mind, you look at your brood mate. It's 150,000 BC; you're a Silurian Lizard Person. It's time to build the pyramids.

A good looking pokémon game!

Oh no.

Tweet: "We went to the planetarium today and when the voicover said 'This is the Earth', one of the kids booed."

2 guys looking out of the bus meme but every window shows a news article saying, "Eating a hot dog could take 36 minutes off your life, study says"

it's all about perspective

Puppy face mold

Nightmare result

How to make your kid cry

Eugenetica was te moeilijk voor de lezer.

Ik gaf al toe dat ik overdreef.

Geen 40 maar relatable.

Ffs