@hayleygerms.bsky.social
she/her
“I’m sorry sir but we can’t pay your claim, as you chose to exclude the add-on for Quickening cover when you incepted your policy”
12.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright Jason King
09.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me a purist but I much prefer the original Black Lace version
09.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Posh people packing for their holidays
08.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
and the spiders from mars
06.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also lots of Jack White content because Andy sent me a White Stripes and Holly Golightly reel last week
22.09.2025 10:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mine is now menopause content and how to style an old money look on a budget (main tip seems to be “wear beige”)
22.09.2025 08:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only Fish and Horses
19.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bit warm
15.09.2025 11:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see you still haven’t unsubscribed from the Notts Doggers mailing list
12.09.2025 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And “London Town”. Now angry at myself for even thinking about it
10.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GOOD LUCK
09.09.2025 07:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy 38th birthday, KNIGHTMARE, the hardest game show on television! In 1987, Treguard the Dungeon Master welcomed the first team of adventurers to his blue screen labyrinth. Losers didn’t just fail, they 'died': blades, spikes, and bottomless pits abounded. "Ooh, nasty..."
07.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 352 🔁 105 💬 20 📌 24Are you going to climb up the floodlights again
27.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We’re here to talk about A levels”
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
Half mazza
10.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Searching for these horrors just before bedtime may have been a mistake
04.08.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The Pains of Being Scared To Fart
30.07.2025 11:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
16.07.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You don’t say
17.06.2025 17:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One of our brave boys
24.05.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooooh yeah I do this too, it’s probably the highlight of my week
10.05.2025 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went to school with a Reggie Night
12.04.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tiny Tina
19.03.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Azalea pink shirt with Bikini Kill written in turquoise and white alternating letters.
It's Bandcamp Friday! Today we are raising funds for the @southernequality.bsky.social's Trans Youth Emergency Fund. We have a very special, limited edition shirt that will ONLY be available today: bikinikill.bandcamp.com
07.03.2025 13:11 — 👍 839 🔁 379 💬 12 📌 34Great minds innit
04.03.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to join it and knit a phone, that’ll show’em
04.03.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I use the NYX epic ink liner pen, nice solid line and it’s waterproof. Think it’s about £11 or so
25.02.2025 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I promise you I don’t want to start regional discourse, but where I grew up you can get a big gherkin with your fish and chips and I think there should be big pickles in all fish and chip shops
15.02.2025 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You made this for me once, fucking delicious
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