Edd

No. You don’t.

You sure about that?

Eh, kinda fair. But, like, we’ve known eachother for years. You should know that I love bacon cola.

Dude. I like bacon cola. Not Coca Cola. You should literally know this about me.

Well, I can just go to an indie company then. I’ll be treated better there.

Okay, rude. But, I’ll be more popular than you actually.

Edraudo’s here? Well, that’s just great!

Let me guess. Is it a horror-comedy one?

I’m not gonna die. It’s the internet, we can shut it off.

After Eddsworld gains a lot of money.

What are you talking about? Are you reading one of our episode suggestions?

Matt. What’d you see?

You’re acting like I’m gonna get cursed.

We’ve handled worse, Tom.

I’m going off our names in alphabetical order, Matt. Since E is the first letter before M and T, it’s my world.

Well, I’m the main character. It’s Eddsworld. Not, Mattsworld.

Though, that would be interesting to watch.

You know, if I’m a cartoon then I wonder what content people made of me. Or Matt and Tom too.

I think it’ll be fun.

No. No, we’re in a cartoon.

I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.

Guess the people love me.

Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.

The dumb kind.

Huh. You know, Matt would definitely freak out.

Oh. Sorry about that. Didn’t think you were sensitive about it.

Huh. Wow.

Ah. Great to hear.

Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?

I bet Tom would be happy about that.

Wait, where’s your head?

Yeah. And I’ve seen zombies and a chocolate bunny monster too.

And the time that Matt turned into a crab.

I really gotta ask what I’ve missed.

I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.

I’ve seen aliens, pal.

Not joking, by the way.

Of course I’m real.

I’m as real as I can be.

Woah, woah. Slow down.

Like a human who has dog features.