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Dad, Vikings fan, artist, generally handy person, aspiring decent human being. Too old to make time for assholes and narcissists anymore, especially the covert ones who act nice. Dismissive avoidants are assholes. Fuck the NRA. MAGA is a cult. Resist. ๐Ÿ“Ž

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abc NEWS

Ghislaine Maxwell told
DOJ Trump never did anything concerning around her: Sources

The Trump administration is considering releasing transcripts of the interview.

abc NEWS Ghislaine Maxwell told DOJ Trump never did anything concerning around her: Sources The Trump administration is considering releasing transcripts of the interview.

Was this before or after they promised to move her to Club Fed and dangled a pardon? Not that it really matters, but I'd still like to know, just for completeness.

06.08.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 643    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

That she was moved to a much nicer prison right after this interview undermines anything and everything she had to say.

06.08.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 369    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Top Trump officials will discuss Epstein strategy at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice presidentโ€™s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney Gen...

suffice it to say it's not normal for the AG and FBI director to meet with administration officials about an ongoing coverup

06.08.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3757    ๐Ÿ” 1189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

What an embarrassing douchebag he is.

06.08.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know why that is? Because stupid people make it really tough to be nice to everyone all the time. See the comment above by the douche that decided to try and talk shit about how I look because I donโ€™t like some stupid song, all while looking objectively worse by any metric.

06.08.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what I say to that? Eat shit. Bad music isnโ€™t subjective. Itโ€™s just fucking bad.

06.08.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You trying to talk shit about how anyone else looks is hilarious.

Hating shitty pop music doesnโ€™t make me an asshole, it just means I hate shitty pop music.

Anyone offended should broaden their horizons and try listening to better musicians. There are lots of them out there.

06.08.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They also ordered the destruction of the the satellite monitoring climate change

06.08.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. Itโ€™s hip hop. Itโ€™s counterculture. Itโ€™s a new type of creativity. Itโ€™s a new medium. Itโ€™s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. Itโ€™s uncomfortable. Itโ€™s scary. Itโ€™s viral. Itโ€™s accessible. Itโ€™s refreshing. Itโ€™s welcoming. Itโ€™s here.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. Itโ€™s hip hop. Itโ€™s counterculture. Itโ€™s a new type of creativity. Itโ€™s a new medium. Itโ€™s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. Itโ€™s uncomfortable. Itโ€™s scary. Itโ€™s viral. Itโ€™s accessible. Itโ€™s refreshing. Itโ€™s welcoming. Itโ€™s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. Itโ€™s pooping. Itโ€™s throwing up. Itโ€™s a new kind of liquid coming out. Itโ€™s hated by the establishment. Itโ€™s what goes in the toilet. Itโ€™s wet. Itโ€™s whatโ€™s in the bathroom.

06.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11465    ๐Ÿ” 1883    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 488    ๐Ÿ“Œ 350
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how is this real life

05.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5773    ๐Ÿ” 918    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

lol the gag of the whole matter is the guy hates the crisis that he literally made from scratch.

06.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shhhht
Former Georgia LT Governor Geoff Duncan leaves Republican party to join the Democrats. He said Trump is the reason. Let all those who are tired of shredding our country to ashes follow suit and join democrats.
Woot woot.

06.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 687    ๐Ÿ” 265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

kennedy is going to kill a lot of people

05.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19200    ๐Ÿ” 5160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 610    ๐Ÿ“Œ 303
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05.08.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Nation in Swift Democratic Collapseโ€ฆAnd Almost Nobodyโ€™s Fighting Back While others wring their hands...I have the clearest fascism fighting plan that you'll find anywhere for turning rage into results....and itโ€™s time to use it.

While the countryโ€™s democracy unravels, almost nobody is fighting back. But I have the plan to do itโ€ฆfastโ€ฆand legally.๐Ÿ‘‡

www.jackhopkinsnow.com

05.08.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1481    ๐Ÿ” 588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Well well well.

05.08.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 413    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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#PedophileTrump

05.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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A tweet from journalist Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) reads: โ€œPOTUS is on the roof of the White Houseโ€”asked why heโ€™s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: โ€˜just taking a little walkโ€™.โ€ The tweet includes two photos. In both images, President Donald Trump, wearing a dark suit and red tie, is seen on different sections of the White House roof. In the first photo, he stands next to a Secret Service agent above the West Wing colonnade. In the second photo, he appears on a higher White House terrace, accompanied by several staff and security personnel. Trees and the classical architecture of the White House frame the scene.

A tweet from journalist Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) reads: โ€œPOTUS is on the roof of the White Houseโ€”asked why heโ€™s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: โ€˜just taking a little walkโ€™.โ€ The tweet includes two photos. In both images, President Donald Trump, wearing a dark suit and red tie, is seen on different sections of the White House roof. In the first photo, he stands next to a Secret Service agent above the West Wing colonnade. In the second photo, he appears on a higher White House terrace, accompanied by several staff and security personnel. Trees and the classical architecture of the White House frame the scene.

??????

05.08.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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Why do we have to determine which shitty pop song the most mouth breathers with terrible taste in music think is the song of the summer every year? Who gives a fuck?

05.08.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh thatโ€™s horrible.

05.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you wheels you fascist piece of shit.

05.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You cannot root for gerrymandering in Texas, Alabama, and Florida while condemning it in California, Illinois, and New York.

Makes you look like a fool.

05.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Heโ€™s one of the most vile people who have ever existed.

Itโ€™s absolutely mind boggling how anyone canโ€™t see what a creepy piece of shit he is.

05.08.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The one where Donald Trump tells a lechy story about hiring a 17 year old girl with no experience because she was โ€œSO beautiful.โ€

He closes by equating his addiction to beautiful girls with othersโ€™ alcoholism.

Itโ€™s a compulsion!
Whattaya gonna do, right?! ๐Ÿซค

05.08.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Could it be because sheโ€™s a stupid transphobic asshole and an attention whore?

How is this country cursed to be run by the dumbest fucks that live here?

05.08.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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