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Dylan Michel

@dylanmichel.bsky.social

Dad, Vikings fan, artist, generally handy person, aspiring decent human being. Too old to make time for assholes and narcissists anymore, especially the covert ones. Dismissive avoidants are shitty people. Fuck the NRA. Fuck 🧊. MAGA is a cult. Resist. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ“Ž

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So disappointing. She is already a thorn in Trumps side.

He’s just another overtly Christian white guy. We have enough of those.

(I know she’s a Christian too, but she shuts the fuck up about it most of the time.)

04.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

So disappointing. She is already a thorn in Trumps side.

He’s just another overtly Christian white guy. We have enough of those.

(I know she’s a Christian too, but she shuts the fuck up about it most of the time.)

04.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Ken Paxton is on the ballots for which Ken Paxton is now putting his thumb on the scale.

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The Texas Supreme Court just blocked the judge’s order that would have kept Democratic polls open until 9 p.m.

But don't let them trick you: anyone who was in line by 7PM STILL has the legal right to vote and have it counted. Anyone after will have their vote collected, but counting isn’t certain.

04.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 15

Law enforcement is probably who is doing them.

04.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marjorie taylor Greene has strongly implied she resigned her seat because of death threats. It seems possible Romney chose not to run again because of death threats...

04.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

King shit

04.03.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

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#Treetops Emit #Ultraviolet Sparkles During #Thunderstorms. Researchers Just Filmed It in Nature for the First Time

Link for more info and photos: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...

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Nikola Tesla had tech to pull this power from the atmosphere. It would have revolutionized the world, but the greedy asshats of industry wanted to put a meter on everyone's house instead.

04.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security

04.03.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3372    πŸ” 574    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 6
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And there it is …

04.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4298    πŸ” 1647    πŸ’¬ 720    πŸ“Œ 220

Endlessly disappointed in the ass backwards nature of Texas politics, and the choice to pick the Bible thumping white guy over the black woman who’s already proven she has what it takes to be a thorn in Trumps side.

Hopefully she finds another role to play and he can actually win the general.

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So long Patchy

04.03.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Add in a few hundred thousand dead due to cuts to USAID and the total number of people that have died because people just couldn’t see a difference between voting for Harris and letting a wannabe Nazi regime take power is staggering.

04.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nigeria βœ… 54 deaths
Somalia βœ… 23 (14 were children)
Venezuela βœ… 80+ deaths
Iran 2025 βœ… 855 deaths
Iran 2026 βœ… 700+ deaths + 172 children, & 6 US soldiers
Yemen βœ… 138 deaths
Syria βœ… 2818 deaths

150+ people killed in Pacific/Caribbean boat strikes, over 60 died in ICE/CBP detention, 3 fatally shot

04.03.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Cheating bastards. It’s all the GOP does.

04.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evergreen

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MRFF Inundated with Complaints of Gleeful Commanders Telling Troops Iran War is β€œPart of God’s Divine Plan” to Usher in the Return of Jesus Christ β€œThis morning ourΒ commander opened up the combat readiness status briefingΒ by urging us to not be β€œafraid” as to what is happening with ourΒ combat operations in IranΒ right now. He urged us toΒ tell our...

Well, that's because they don't really care about *any of those things. Oligarchs and fundy nutjobs are in charge of the US govt right now. The fundys are trying to usher in Armageddon, apparently:

www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff...

04.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the Fyre Festival of strategic campaigns.

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So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

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β€œAyy nice I was right about them using the nukes on Polyma….”

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It’s possible he’s the worst of the Trump appointees this time around, but that’s a tough competition.

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Reagan appointed judge: "If nobody’s going to enforce the Constitution, it becomes like the Constitution of Russia."

Genuine conservatives within the judiciary stand as one of the final bulwarks against authoritarian rule in America.

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Look, all I’m saying is that maybe I could take Kash Patel a little more seriously if he could look me straight in the eyes.

04.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social

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