Punch ->> TFCON Chicago 2025

Swindle and Wu went to the vet today and cost me an arm and a leg to find out Wu has allergies 😅

I can feel all the good church ladies suffering culture shock in real time.

Every other volunteer trainer is like in their 50s, so when I walk up, I feel like I've got a lot to prove with my dyed hair and being gay and all.
I mention Pearl is so good with bird because we have a pigeon and they all look at me like 'of fucking course you do' 🤣😅

Everyone was so impressed she didn't bark at the goats but at this point she's had so much exposure to other animals its nothing!

Today was an outing at a family fun farm! Pearly did so well! So much energy but really well behaved 🥰 She makes me look like a half decent trainer 😂

brb insurance told me to get fucked so now im go crash out

That's probably the funniest thing that could have been written on the bullets.

Something about me is that I hate eating at restaurants.

Balls. Thanks for letting me know. God TT is so frustrating sometimes. I wish YT would fix its janky algorithm already.

IM SORRY. Apparently, it's fine if every big content creator says, "Check out my substack." It's fine, but if I EVEN MENTION having a website it's a full violation. Hey Tiktok, what's with that!?

God, it would be so good

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos

Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage"
- Charlie Kirk

Thoughts and prayers dumbass

I love days when we get good news 😊

The NRA sticking up for trans folks was not on my 2025 bingo card

I have a very scientific methodology of selecting powerball numbers where I spin around in a circle and then punch the machine a bunch until the slots are filled.

BIGGY YAWN

Jfc, I just spent 3 hours packing orders! You guys almost sold me out of Boothill entirely, lol!
I have like 6 left?
#Boothill #starrail #hsr
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Sort of? Not specifically for PMDD, but it's a hormone control called Slynd. It's progesterone only, and it's apparently really effective for pmdd specifically.

Finally, I saw a new doctor today, and it went so much better than I could have hopped for! Starting a new medication for PMDD and migraine this week and I'm finally starting to really feel hopeful again!

Artsnacks is shutting down!?

Starting my day off delusional and emailing some dream collab brands
🤞😬🤞

What are your Big Beautiful Day plans?
I'm getting zooted out of my mind and playing zoo tycoon until I reach my physical limitation for clicking a mouse.

Do you guys think they partied super hard when Stalin died? Because I think we can do better.

Thank you! 🫣 I'm so excited to film for them!

A baby 💕

I just bagged some cool ass NDA shit waaaaaa