Craphoundoflove

Can’t believe shooting yourself in the foot doesn’t make shoes fit better

Wandering Park Slope,which is Euro Disney's version of "Woody Allen's Brooklyn experience",and was in stride with an impossibly gorgeous woman walking a Shiba. I couldn't tell if she was having phone sex with boyfriend or working her fan page voice requests. Probably making rent

I, too, am tired of nuTrek, the nostalgia and alternate universe nonsense and musical episodes and wink wink nudge nudge metatrek laziness. Bring back sincere, forward-looking Trek. Bring back risk. Bring back 26-ep seasons with ten episodes of filler, not ten episodes of filler with no season.

We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial
complex

What, you would like to take me home and use the grotesquery of the human condition to confuse me sexually, fill me incurable sadness, but enough grace to have hope tomorrow will be better,though my starving heart knows it won't? let me pay the tab

Going to a romance bookstore in Brooklyn today called THE RIPPED BODICE. Excited. Most genre fiction bookstores have themed names "Cloak and Dagger" "Bucket of Blood" "Robot Orgy" academic litfic needs the same treatment "The Superiority Complex" "Trustfund Paradise" "Masters Bation"

4. "My hard-earned money"--nobody whose job involves knowing how to use a spreadsheet and sufficient time to post on social media during working hours should ever say this.

this guy wants to give impassioned floor speeches about standing up to fascist authoritarian rule and then won’t block arms to a genocidal apartheid state

At workplace team building event
"Okay,what is something about you that would surprise your colleagues?"
"I've had three guns pulled on me. Four,if you count doing it yourself."
"Bullshit!"
"It's true."
"No, bullshit, we know you, that isn't a surprise."
"Fair enough."

Had a student list their OnlyFans account on their resume under "work history." Not saying it ain't work, but have no idea why they thought this would help get a library job. Maybe they confused "people person" with "peephole person" More fun in the new world

“The estimates that we have seen are that somewhere between 200,000 and 320,000 Washington residents will eventually lose their Medicaid coverage,” Dwight Dively, King County’s Performance, Strategy and Budget Director, told the King County Council on Tuesday. “And public health estimates that within King County that 75,000 to 100,000 people who are currently on Medicaid will no longer be on Medicaid within two or three years, and that would essentially double our uninsured population.”

Once the US Department of Agriculture (USDA) weighs in, several changes to SNAP will take effect immediately, including increasing work requirements through age 64, eliminating exemptions for homeless people, veterans, and foster youth, and excluding refugees, asylees, and victims of human trafficking. Next year, states will be expected to shoulder significantly more of SNAP’s expenses.

The cruelty and insanity of cutting Medicaid and food stamps while demanding cities crack down on homeless people
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Rent freeze because… (vote Mamdani!)

Is it me or is it no one knows how to flirt anymore? Is it all desperate climate jockies acting out or a bus stop pickpocket leaving emptier than before

Finally, a retirement plan I can afford

Went to see lame comic book movie(the Venture Bros. have ruined me for the fantastic four) saw a trailer for CAUGHT STEALING. Charlie Huston's series, along with his Joe Pitt books are some of the best crime writing of our wasted millennium. Read him

oh no we might have to toss Clinton in the trash along with Trump oh no don’t do it that would be tragic

The state was super jealous of that arrangement we have where we pass the same $20 around to help our friends

Went to see Iron & Wine, if I had a neo indie Americana folk band, I would start every show by addressing the crowd with "HELLO, WHITE PEOPLE. And the smattering of their Asian 'it's a funny story, I was his grad assistant' wives." Cause that's what I saw (besides a great band)

"While the inherent emptiness of neoliberal identity politics is fully in display, the biggest insult is that those ripping down statues are insulting working class stevedores everywhere." The Leftist Case for Christopher Columbus

Sitting in the IHOP near Sesame Place,because that's where my ineptitude has lead me, remembering the rumor that there's a secret stable of prostitutes that service the Moms on vacation. Their names are their specialties; Big Bird, Mr. Snuffleupagus, and Cookie Monster.

It's the sweet sadness of being hungover in the last Texaco parking lot drinking a Mexican coke or seeing the shimmering golden waves of the Sun bounce off the necklace dangling from your doorknob like a Do Not Disturb sign or ad for pest control

YouTube video by Supersuckers - Topic Ozzy

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YouTube video by Charles DiBisceglie Alice Donut - War Pigs (1992)

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YouTube video by Giant Sand - Topic Iron Man

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I dont know if architecture encapsulates or encourages the mood of the times,but there's connection. That's why fast food places look like a blood lab or genocide museum;sleek,efficient, sad, a place they want you to visit, grab your vitals and go, and hate every minute of it

The prophecy fails. The messiah never comes, the revolution never happens, the saucers never land,but the true believer is so damaged by disappointment, they need a scapegoat for their rage. Those who have the deepest pain will attack ther heretic over the infidel

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

I will not be detailing what I really think should happen to anyone involved with this.

Car was broken into, they only took a power drill,left all the tom waits, leonard cohen, Kate bush cds and a pile of poetry on the seat. Anecdotal,but proves kids are moving away from the humanities and into the trades