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Life Sucks Wear A Helmet

@themattshow.bsky.social

I like #Arsenal #Giants #Yankees #Knicks and #Broadway Musicals and I’m very very very far left politically.

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That number would haunt me in my dreams

09.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The ball isn't in play any less than it used to be. What's different is.... Arsenal are top.😂 #COYG

07.03.2026 08:35 — 👍 34    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 1

I don’t have to ask, I know

07.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sometimes funny stuff happens Morning all. If the top of the Premier League looks pretty healthy from an Arsenal perspective, the bottom of it looks borderline hilarious. I watched Sp*rs game against Crystal Palace last night, and boy oh boy are they in trouble. It looked like Palace had gone ahead, but the goal was ruled out because a […] The post Sometimes funny stuff happens appeared first on Arseblog ... an Arsenal blog.
06.03.2026 08:01 — 👍 148    🔁 9    💬 23    📌 0

Yes but somehow this is funnier

06.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do Spurs have to rest players for the Champions League so they can fight relegation in the Premier League?

06.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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New on Patreon, recapping all the fun midweek Premier League action with @philcosta.bsky.social in a new episode of The 30.

Arsenal win, City drop points, Sp*rs edge closer to relegation and many more laughs besides.

Instant access just $6 per month - www.patreon.com/posts/podcas...

06.03.2026 13:05 — 👍 94    🔁 1    💬 9    📌 2
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If church had songs as beautiful as this i might go 😂😂 www.facebook.com/share/r/14Vv...

06.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arsenal fixtures moved Arsenal see multiple fixtures moved after broadcast selections and Champions League scheduling changes.

Arsenal have had several fixtures rescheduled, with three Premier League matches in April given new kick-off times and further changes possible depending on progress in other competitions. dailycannon.com/2026/03/arse...

06.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s sad really, it’s also hysterical how hypocritical y’all are watching players flop for fouls running into Victor or being in the top 3 of teams who have time wasted the most this season. Oh and if your team is ever in a title race you would love to win a game in any way possible.

06.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be like me & @ihwright.bsky.social and be positive about this Arsenal team, sure you might have palpitations, cold sweats, gas, the uncontrollable urge to scream at random moments and that’s fine just be positive while you’re going through it. “We’re all we got” truer words have never been spoken

06.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spurs scored their goal at the 34th minute and 13 minutes later they are 3-1 down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

05.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spurs lol

05.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tears of everyone complaining about Arsenal getting an asterisks or being the worst champion ever is only giving me strength and confidence that even those that hate us think they are going to win.

05.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’d much rather have a moral victory than a victory”

05.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Migraines suck, I’m sorry you get them

05.03.2026 11:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This Fabian Hurzeler guy is an entire bag of whining dicks isn’t he.

05.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so fucking dumb, you’re all sick, who gives a fuck who’s got it worse, just be there for each other, it drives me nuts.

05.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Suspect they could go all night if you let them

04.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 263    🔁 40    💬 6    📌 3

I saw someone say Spurs😂😂

04.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s actually did give you a full direct answer just not in the words you wanted but he can’t call another coach a whiny bitch so he says that and we all know what he’s saying

04.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going against common thought amongst Arsenal haters and saying this year the Premier League is harder from top to bottom than it has been in years. There was a time when city would never draw to the 17th place team during the run in but here we are. Enjoy it Gooners

04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you

04.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great slog of a win, that’s a champions win right there and City had a bottlers tie against Forrest. We will both drop points before the end of the season. Buckle up bitches it’s gonna be awesome

04.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup

04.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The league is hard, city only beating Forrest by one goal. You don’t buddy but I’ve waited to long to be sad the entire run in

04.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’d rather not be top of the league?

04.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shocking that you would be the on the side of doom and gloom 😂

04.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I turned the match on at about 20 minutes and the major talking points were “Arsenal take to long on kicks” and when Arsenal foul it’s a hard foul but when Arsenal get fouled it’s soft

04.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude, we got this, the anxiety just means your alive and in a title race

04.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0