David E. Smith

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

The shirt is great and all but I kinda want to know more about those earrings 🤣

An announcement from AOL stating that after September 30, 2025, the AOL Dialer will no longer be supported.

TIL America Online still offered dial up in 2025

Ah, President Adama, well known descendant of Admiral Adama from the Galactica (yes, descendant)

Screen shot from a Google search for "banana ball," including the wildly inaccurate statement that the Savannah Bananas will be an MLB team in 2026.

I see Google's AI slop generator doesn't understand Banana Ball. #bananaball

Alright, Thanos. #1000xRESIST

Never had the knack, kinda jealous

Pinkie Pie holding a large club.

Munchkin Card Idea Because Apparently I Have Too Much Time on my Hands: PINK PONY CLUB.

I started the survey but it mostly assumed that if you count yourself as an attendee, that it was in-person. I just watched from my couch. How should I answer all the 1-5 questions for things that don't apply to this?

I just make one big partition for everything (excepting things like UEFI and maybe swap). But that's usually for personal stuff so nobody else has to suffer my childlike naivete.

So, yeah, expensive 🤣 Good luck with the hunt!

How expensive is expensive? Just curious.

That's obviously Duck Hunt

Three images at the top show cover art for Turning Red, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and Life is Strange. Red lines from them converge and point to the cover art for the video game 1000 times resist.

Trying to describe 1000xRESIST to someone using commonly known media

"You spent more time with your phone than anything or anyone. You would turn your phone on to turn off the anxious, stressful, anguished thoughts."

Deep thought of the day (from #1000xRESIST)

Pledging now, the original LIS was amazing

I hate when I'm right

(seven hours if you include the pre-show)

I appreciate everyone remembering to wear white so the blood looks its best

Okada has the look of a man who may have to put in actual effort today

Not on Prime, no

This is going to be a six hour show isn't it 🤬

They brought back the giant MJF banner, that's how you know this is an important match

WWE has done so many silly graphics for a moment I assumed the banner was not really there 🤣

When I was younger I insisted that my mom reserve some of the ground beef and NOT season it, at all, for my tacos. I was a dumb kid. 🤣

Wait I don't see a single ninja turtle

I expect her review on the next Big Vinny V Show

Until the past few months, I genuinely didn't know there was much going on at GDQ beyond the stream. Your marketing team from ten years ago needs to be thwapped. 🤣

Few years back my then-best friend of nearly two decades got a few years for basically this, it's def jarring. Thankfully you're a much better best friend :D

ty-bayonet-betteridge "you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

This could not be more true. This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen. This is so true that I have said this to my therapist a hundred times.

"Gov. Greg Abbott said one word has been used more than any during this natural disaster: Prayer. 'All we know is that prayer does work,' he said."

You know what works even better? Properly funded and staffed federal agencies.

Wait, you're married to Josh Gondleman? Whoa.