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#Resister, Chicagoan, Contentment Fabricator

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Trump Media CEO Nunes loses defamation lawsuit over Rachel Maddow show A federal judge dismissed a defamation lawsuit by Devin Nunes, the former California congressman and now chief executive of Trump Media and Technology Group , against NBCUniversal over a comment by Rachel Maddow about his dealings with a suspected Russian agent.

Nunes Loses Maddow Lawsuit.

The CEO of Trump Media Proves He's a Loser Like His Hero Day One Don.

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

04.08.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pritzker says Texas Democrats who fled state will be protected amid arrest threats Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker (D) said on Sunday that the state would protect Texas Democrats who fled to the Prairie State over GOP efforts to redraw the Lone Star State’s congressional maps. β€œT…

Pritzker says Texas Democrats who fled state will be protected amid arrest threats

Simply shout "School Shooting" at Texas cops and they hide.

thehill.com/homenews/543...

04.08.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas Dems,

Welcome to Chicago!

Stay as long as you like!

04.08.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's got that Lauren Sanchez Vibe

04.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch's a Beast

04.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Mankeeping: when there's nobody left to exploit.

Tesla's board hands #SadElmo enough money to keep him going.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/w...

04.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mankeeping: How Shrinking Male Social Networks May Burden Women Men’s social networks are shrinking, leaving many men increasingly dependent on women for emotional supportβ€”some researchers believe this places an undue strain on women.

Corporate Mankeeping

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/w...

www.huffpost.com/entry/mankee...

www.forbes.com/sites/kimels...

04.08.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Women Are Weary of the Emotional Labor of β€˜Mankeeping’

Early Onset Mankeeping

www.huffpost.com/entry/mankee...

www.forbes.com/sites/kimels...

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/w...

04.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take care

04.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas Democrats decamp to Illinois to deny Republicans a quorum on redistricting In response, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott threatened to try to remove the Democrats from the state Legislature and said some of them may even be "felons."

Illinois should hire Paxton to drive the bus back to Texas
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Since Trump likes to reimburse states for "bussing criminals"
www.fox4news.com/news/big-bea...

And Texas is proud of shipping people around
gov.texas.gov/news/post/te...

04.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ElmoTheImpregnator gets the big bucks from his fellow K addicts.

04.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas Democrats head to Illinois to deny Republicans a quorum on redistricting In an extraordinary move brokered with Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, dozens of Texas House Democrats aim to deny a quorum as the GOP is set to draw new maps.

Illinois welcomes action-taking Texas Democrats thwarting Trump.

Instead of breaking election laws, release the #EpsteinFiles now.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

03.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump and his allies mount a pressure campaign against US elections ahead of the midterms | CNN Politics A few weeks ago, Republican election officials in Colorado began receiving unsolicited calls and texts from a GOP consultant who said he was working with the Trump administration on β€œelection integrit...

Trump wants access to 2026 election equipment.

Why not allow Americans access to the #EpsteinFiles first?

#TrumpIsTheDeepState

www.cnn.com/2025/08/02/p...

03.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Never been to Austin.

03.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a writer

03.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The #LawAndOrder Party.

Republicans are suckers.

03.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brett Kavanaugh says he doesn’t owe the public an explanation The justice has one half of a really good idea.

Brett Kavanaugh says he doesn’t owe the public an explanation

If that's the least worst the #RobertsCourt wingnuts can come up with, they know anyone could shred their nonsense arguments.
www.vox.com/scotus/42203...

03.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump is managing to actually blame just about everybody.

Office of Special Counsel says it's opened Hatch Act probe of Jack Smith abcnews.go.com/US/office-sp...

02.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who sends mothers who clean my old neighbor's house to South Sudan?

And convicted pedophiles to Texas Country Club prisons?

Republicans.

#VoteBlue

02.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump's been on a renaming spree. What about #GhislaineCountryClub?

02.08.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bush's Ownership Society kicked off the Great Recession.

Trump's #SellershipSociety is starting off worse.

What do Republicans stand for besides #TaxCutsForTheRich?

02.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Report Trump Administration lawbreakers to the #LauraLoomerTipline

Who transferred #GhislaineMaxwell to a Country Club Prison in Texas?

#EpsteinFiles
loomered.com/tip-line/

02.08.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Epstein
Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
#TrumpDwarf
#PamBondi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwOf...

02.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha!

He spends more time on camera behind a desk with nothing on it, his elbows wide, trying to look CEO-ish, that he doesn't actually study what to know.

So after he flubs something, he distracts, distorts, and delays

01.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Gives Video Baby Imitating Him A Taste Of His Own Medicine

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Missing footage of Ghislaine Maxell's jail cell cuts to her new Texas boat.

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I'd like to see that!

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"This looks like the Federal Reserve's gold vaults." - Powell

www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...

01.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What happened to refusing to wear masks in support of Trump?

Now #ICE is never without 'em. #DoNotComply became #DoNotDefy

www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

01.08.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Trump tells Smithsonian to remove #TrumpImpeachment references.

We need a museum exclusively for #TrumpLies, Distortions, and Crimes.
thehill.com/homenews/adm...

01.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

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