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#ガチアクタ #GACHIAKUTA

i will load your dishwasher for $19,999.

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

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Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Look. I totally get the despair and frustration. But every couple of weeks someone else is asking "where's press coverage for indie games?" and like, have you been under a rock? It's been torn to pieces my dudes! The devastation of games media has been widely talked about!

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

I still think it's really cute when the whole Alliance wait for a single sprout to watch the last boss cutscene n some of them start cheering to the rhythm. Did this yesterday at Thaleia hahaha #FFXIV

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

Bro, you made an entire game about how people who put up the pretense of honor are not themselves honorable people, and sometimes you gotta kill a man to free the people.

And I was waiting for the sequel, but not so much now

The people who took my headphone jack need to be arrested today

The verdict is in: everyone feels very regular about the hive mother

If that's a heating vent on the wall you might as well put a bed up there because she might park herself there for the winter

charlie kirk, who is now... you can imagine the rest

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk

aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

New fire emblem in 2026

If you haven't started the search already: Cambro colorware tumblers

10/10, no notes

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.

*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

can't wait for the mh x ffxiv collab :^]

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light