Monterey Cheddar 🧀

I've had Justin Bieber's "Let me love you" song stuck in my head for two days now.

At this point, I'm not sure if my subconscious is trying to tell me something or flirt with me

When spare human annoys you enough to meet Alan Cumming in the turret to write his name down for murrrrder

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

The Stranger Things finale was a masterclass in concluding storylines. Netflix deservedly gets 💩 on for their content, but they did right by this show.

Slowly realizing that some people don't want a friend to give them pushback when they're potentially making a mistake. Some people just want an enabler.

Wow, the mall is the most miserable place to be on the weekend before Christmas 😩 so many unjolly people here

I hate Port Authority's thousands of stairs, but my calves are gonna be Greek statue chiseled come summertime 🦵🏿

Sometimes I wonder if the intern who came up with Spotify Wrapped is pissed that every other company basically stole their idea.

These movies were directly responsible for making me bolt up the stairs after cutting the lights when I was a kid. Hyped for them to come back

Is it just me, or are these Black Friday "deals" just companies selling products at the prices they were before the tariffs?

I know the next One Piece chapter is gonna be 🔥 when the spoiler thread shows up on /r/popular

Coming back home in the same darkness you woke up in does things to a man

Chaotic Good

This is actually impressive. I'm barely scraping by this game on a regular controller.

Having eczema is super fun. Especially after talking to numerous people all day and realizing your skin looks like lotion wasn't invented yet

Why go to Sea Hear Now when I can just watch everyone's posts on my feed instead.

It's crazy enough that the Giants proved today that adding a new QB was never the silver bullet it needed.

It's even crazier that Saquan Barkley and Daniel Jones, both Giants alumni, are thriving on different teams.

Man, it's extremely difficult to escape the smell of pee anywhere in NYC. Even outside.

We really got robbed of summer here in Jersey. Why am I wearing a hoodie and sweatpants in August?

Sweating my demons out in the NYC community sauna 🥵

I love visualizing my showers as secluded waterfalls somewhere in the Amazonion. So does our water bill unfortunately.

Pretty bold strategy to strip Medicaid from millions of people only a mere 7 months after the United Healthcare guy got popped, but what do I know.

this is the way.

social media is for my computer and that's it

I'm only 3 hours into it, but Clair Obscura and Metaphor:Refantazio are neck and neck for GOTY status for me.

Gun to my head, I'd choose Metaphor because I deeply miss the QOL improvements in combat when I play Clair.

TikToks and Reels should not have laugh tracks. Change my mind.

I'm not the biggest multiplayer guy in general but Marathon's art design is CLEAN as hell 🔥

Spent the last hour commuting next to the gassiest man alive.

Now I get to walk into work smelling like farts that aren't even mine

Nice dude! I'm a hammer main trying to build a great sword as a secondary weapon.

Bopping heads is nice but I want to cut tails on my rampage too.

I'll never understand why being an asshole is celebrated so much in our society