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Latest posts by simonemoney.bsky.social on Bluesky

wondering how much it would cost to pay fab to announce your breakup

08.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reached peak suburban white man (chased down a recycling truck with a cart full of cardboard)

08.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say the flipside to this is I always hated the interview where Tom Hanks explains why he is a villa fan - " It just sounded so lovely, Aston Villa ". Because Aston Villa is really just in Birmingham, and Birmingham IS a shit hole.

07.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's only the 247th worse thing about the future but i find the Wonder Food Hall model where you get a dozen celebrity chefs to license a watered-down version of their branded foods plopped into one enormous ugly ghost kitchen an existentially depressing way to imagine food and dining

07.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4

fuck yeah

07.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't wait for this thing to deliver @mikegoemaat.bsky.social a fresh cup from his local

07.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INEOS was fed up of pogacar destroying them so they went and got them a SLOVENIAN

07.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yo pass the aux

06.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings (1999)

06.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 17

Oh you think my life is easy? I follow 2 groups on SoundCloud named 1991 and 1999 and have to keep it straight which sub genre they are.

04.08.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what would the NFL fine be for this celebration

03.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

ultimate is so cool

(as i've said before, it's my personal ONE OF THE BOYS headcanon that this is the sport grace gets into in her 20s)

03.08.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok no. That's fucking genius

02.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We made it. The greatest league in the world, the 2. Bundesliga, is back.

01.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Newcastle also ran the US Economy

01.08.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
GI Joe + I knew your mother
YouTube video by Ann Yeong GI Joe + I knew your mother

youtu.be/AtFeNZ5V7p0?...

31.07.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: Being on time doesn’t mean you’re β€œType A,” it means you have respect for others

31.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1971    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 43

just one touchdown

31.07.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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VΓ€lkomna to Manchester United, Julia Zigiotti! πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ πŸ”΄βšͺοΈβš«οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

#MUWomen

31.07.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no fucking way this happened to you, so lucky

can't wait for my "Harry Maguire to Philly Union HWG" in 5 years

31.07.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am kinda fascinated by the emerging joint deployment of β€œMamdani would take away the NYPD’s ability to effectively deal with shootings like the one that happened on Monday” and β€œIt’s impossible to prevent shootings like the one that happened on Monday”, sometimes on the same page of the newspaper.

30.07.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8401    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 89
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It's something to watch this happen when issue is question is "no longer supporting genocide"

29.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3569    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

it's almost half just "pawn in money laundering"

29.07.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Josh Shapiro is really mad at Zohran Mamdani for not condemning the phrase "globalize the intifada" hard enough. Meanwhile, he's going on the podcast of a guy who ...
1) Described former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg as β€œJew York City mayor Mikey Bloomberg.” ... 1/

29.07.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1490    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 117

also this was premeditated? he drove across the country????

29.07.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/jonn...

29.07.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag ALT: a man in a green shirt is carrying a pink bag
29.07.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what I am "up to" begging the question, is there an order? I am just dragging randomly from left to right to keep track. Glad this album makes me also remember my last Gateway PC.

28.07.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard was what I needed today.

28.07.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just in time to save SEPTA

28.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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