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Earned this one.

09.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says β€˜cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.

09.11.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3587    πŸ” 655    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 117

YOUVE JUST BEEN BROBBEY'D

08.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shaun white*

05.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NWSL: stop being mean to Barbra Banda! She’s really good! We won’t say why people are being mean to her though and how we may have played a role in allowing that to happen.

bsky.app/profile/nwsl...

04.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had french toast

04.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a genuine lol from this Nova fan

04.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a green tiled wall ALT: a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a green tiled wall

pickford's kid smiling in a half in half kit

03.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Throp by throp

03.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nicer toilets

31.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

toilet doesn't even have a built in bidet, losers

31.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt says " ok see you " to a woman ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " ok see you " to a woman
31.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he will always be the bully from Like Mike for me

30.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

local man attempting to run stop sign furious that my stop sign running machine is superior

29.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

psh outing yourself as someone who blew leaves before this wind....

28.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has extreme: "walks into a wawa at 2am and demands a local discount" vibes

28.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

men are such snowflakes these days they can't even handle being left on base.

28.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Between my fall foliage walks I go to Genos for a quick bite to eat

24.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have an unnatural obsession with player name trends, so indulge me for a few graphs about this season's names. First, the incredible wave of Jalens continues to decrease.

23.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Plus if they had lost it woulda been easier to pelt simeone with pints

22.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I learned my lesson promoting fetterman. Like how about we find some true colors first!

22.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the lady who pushed her way through the TSA line claiming she had an imminent flight β€” and who then turned up at the same gate as me when boarding began an hour later.

20.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.

19.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 662    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

ill never understand how there is a head east and a go west

17.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

duolingo should give me a pass for last night's streak freeze after listening to this

17.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

16.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait, Zohran is masters eligible?

16.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2000-2005 used minivans cost the same!

16.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUV drivers face paying extra for parking under plans by Welsh council Cardiff Council is expected to approve the changes as part of a new policy aimed at reducing congestion and improving air quality in the city.

Cardiff, Wales is taking a stand against car bloat.

The city is poised to become the first in the UK to increase parking fees for vehicles >2400 kg (5291 lb).

A city report claims big cars are β€œmore polluting, more expensive and more dangerous,” and β€œshould pay more for permits."

16.10.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

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