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09.11.2025 22:53 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@simonemoney.bsky.social
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Earned this one.
09.11.2025 22:53 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says βcosplay builder with soft handsβ.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
YOUVE JUST BEEN BROBBEY'D
08.11.2025 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0shaun white*
05.11.2025 15:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NWSL: stop being mean to Barbra Banda! Sheβs really good! We wonβt say why people are being mean to her though and how we may have played a role in allowing that to happen.
bsky.app/profile/nwsl...
I had french toast
04.11.2025 13:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got a genuine lol from this Nova fan
04.11.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Throp by throp
03.11.2025 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nicer toilets
31.10.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0toilet doesn't even have a built in bidet, losers
31.10.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he will always be the bully from Like Mike for me
30.10.2025 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0local man attempting to run stop sign furious that my stop sign running machine is superior
29.10.2025 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0psh outing yourself as someone who blew leaves before this wind....
28.10.2025 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This has extreme: "walks into a wawa at 2am and demands a local discount" vibes
28.10.2025 16:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0men are such snowflakes these days they can't even handle being left on base.
28.10.2025 13:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Between my fall foliage walks I go to Genos for a quick bite to eat
24.10.2025 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have an unnatural obsession with player name trends, so indulge me for a few graphs about this season's names. First, the incredible wave of Jalens continues to decrease.
23.10.2025 12:16 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 3 π 1Plus if they had lost it woulda been easier to pelt simeone with pints
22.10.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I learned my lesson promoting fetterman. Like how about we find some true colors first!
22.10.2025 13:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to the lady who pushed her way through the TSA line claiming she had an imminent flight β and who then turned up at the same gate as me when boarding began an hour later.
20.10.2025 22:42 β π 390 π 15 π¬ 24 π 2Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.
19.10.2025 23:41 β π 662 π 41 π¬ 27 π 1ill never understand how there is a head east and a go west
17.10.2025 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0duolingo should give me a pass for last night's streak freeze after listening to this
17.10.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
16.10.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wait, Zohran is masters eligible?
16.10.2025 13:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02000-2005 used minivans cost the same!
16.10.2025 12:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cardiff, Wales is taking a stand against car bloat.
The city is poised to become the first in the UK to increase parking fees for vehicles >2400 kg (5291 lb).
A city report claims big cars are βmore polluting, more expensive and more dangerous,β and βshould pay more for permits."