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smart avoid the paddy express at all costs

04.03.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this day is going to be such a mess with paddy express and the bike expo. can't wait lol

04.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s truly Nate Silvers dream, to give something an 83% chance of happening, have it not happen, and to be financially ruined

04.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

He also cites as being anti-cocoa puffs as being a leading cause of parents losing the belief of their children in grocery stores.

03.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he has a new album!

03.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was a survey referenced right? I'd go with hard data over that but again I think they are just misstating Americans. If you told me 40% of households in the philly suburbs had an ebike I would nod.

03.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you consider only adults = americans but then include their kids' ebikes(ethings) as theirs it could be close

03.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fewer*

26.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glimt didn't even make the trip, Bodo has this one in the bag

24.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone's bodo/glimt parlays funded this biathlon excellence

20.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think now they have basketball and even larger prem audience. It's killing them

18.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Team Knicks Win The 2026 Kia Shooting Stars Competition πŸ†
YouTube video by NBA Team Knicks Win The 2026 Kia Shooting Stars Competition πŸ†

@yourmandevine.bsky.social Realized this means the Knicks could potentially complete the first NBA treble
youtu.be/paJgl-u_Rho?...

15.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally we can start shitting on spoken word brats again!

13.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

get all the players in these tees and make em shoot free throws in front of the jeering-nans

13.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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which is hilarious given the striking resemblance to the Flamengo logo

28.01.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.

Screenshot of an X.com post by The Associated Press (@AP) stating that dozens of immigrant families protested for better treatment behind fences at a Texas detention facility, where a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father were sent after being detained in Minnesota. Below is a video thumbnail showing a crowd gathered outdoors along a fenced walkway; many people wear bright blue or red outerwear, and some hold signs.

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

27.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 35884    πŸ” 12862    πŸ’¬ 638    πŸ“Œ 341
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The delivery people of NYC get the next cover of the New Yorker with cover art by Peter de SΓ¨ve, β€œNew York’s Finest”

26.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The second half when they host is always a shit show

25.01.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whisper it but..... We have a relegation race

24.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this topologically equivalent to a cottage pie?

24.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don't bring a cannon to a fork fight

23.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JA17 during these interviews

23.01.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

we all know about the enemy in front of us, the macho man in his F350 late to pickup his kid he doesn't care about, but what about the enemy among us. I am of course talking about the moms with vehicles the size of space crafts who insist on driving with their 20k designer dog in their lap.

23.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2026 Pomeroy College Basketball Ratings

they are 12 in kenpom if you want a sane place to shop, Miami OH is 89th here
kenpom.com/index.php

23.01.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same for when carrick wins then, nice

23.01.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inspiring. Gonna go dig up some footage of me doing one completely blackout.

23.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a fuckin SHOT

23.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wow hope he doesn't follow you on bsky

22.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great day to say shit like this with trump's speech happening

21.01.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if it weren't for the US we would all be speaking a little German rn, or perhaps Japanese
me - *nods violently while gazing upon my duolingo 800 day streak in Dutch

21.01.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0