emily

my closing statement is 🕺🏻sassy🕺🏻

no matter the outcome, i’m taking Monday off so i can enjoy a liiittle sliver of fun at LaMP on Sunday night 😛 sometimes a sliver is all you need

people talking about a “male loneliness epidemic”

you who aren’t lonely? progressive men. men that make women feel safe, both physically + emotionally. men who stand up for women - they are not lonely. if they aren’t romantically involved, i promise you they have women friends.

mine is marry Sturgill, fuck Billy, and kill Tyler, but i don’t like it.

that is so tough 😕 i’m sorry.

closing statements are tomorrow morning, first thing.

🤞🏼here is to a quick deliberation, resulting in a verdict for us and lots of $$ for my extremely deserving/injured client.

i would love to be done by like 2pm, so i could go to yoga at 5pm and then sauna/plunge at 6:15pm.

pray 4 me!

PREACH

i love it! vinyl for me.

this song Situation off of Mutiny After Midnight makes me WET 💦💦

LOL i meant pleasure. jesus christ.

i know. it’s impossible.

or FMK: Charley Crockett, Sturgill, and Tyler

FMK: Billy Strings, Sturgill Simpson, and Tyler Childers

👀👀

Happy Birthday, @wolfenhaus.bsky.social !! it is been a pleasuring being internet friends with you all of these years. 🥳

for the record, @mattformath.bsky.social is one of my favorite jam band friends and an absolute delight to see a show with.

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

i love how we all* agree on the Sturgill.

you know who the asterik is for…😉

depends on the foot! all the brands have a slightly different shape and then within the brand, you can usually adjust the level of cushion you prefer. another important question is road walking or trail walking?

i like altras for both but they aren’t for everyone!

the special k / whole grain / health food kick of the early 2000s is my guess.

i just hate to see it be another scapegoat. get rid of the real problem.

seeing Kristi Noem getting publically sacrificed is only mildly satisfying.

you gunna shred some waves? 🏄🏼‍♂️

my new print 😍

many people are saying my opening statement was “excellent” and that i “nailed it”

alright, here I go!

*jumps off cliff to be lead counsel for the first time in a jury trial*

Happy Birthday, Ali!! I hope you have a wonderful day! 🥳 @peckedbythedove.bsky.social

this Cars album reminds me of @zzbenz.bsky.social

IYKYK

YAY! yes i’d love to meet yinz.

Charley Crockett is coming to Youngstown?!

FUCK YES.

will i see anyone at LaMP on Sunday? @farkyfresh.bsky.social are we finally gunna be irl friends?

@daniskitchen.bsky.social you comin?

wow. g o a l s. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼