Gothell y’n𔘓 ֶָ֢

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.

nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Bluesky right now ...

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

We want to apologize if it feels like we’ve been venting a lot lately. It’s just hard to ignore that nearly every move from this administration seems to be illegal, unlawful, or outright unconstitutional and yet nothing happens.

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

「お魚おったで！！！！」
#一次創作

あひる
#イラスト

#illustration #oc
#イラスト #一次創作
【白鹿の化身】

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Noticing a pattern here.

Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

Finally, a united nation.

Digital painting, a flying ship named Lorelei

Never far from a Cocteau Twins reference

Blonde & shimmering ✨

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Derpy Tiger and Sussie from K-pop Demon Hunters falling into a blue portal, surrounded by stars. Derpy is a blue tiger with white stripes, huge yellow and red eyes, and a big dopey smile. Sussie is a magpie with three eyes on each side of his head and a tiny Korean gat hat. Sussie is sitting on Derpy's head.

To no one's surprise I love Derpy Tiger 💙 #kpopdemonhunters #derpytiger #art

KPop Demon Hunters Derpy Tiger and Sussy
#케이팝데몬헌터스 #케이팝데몬헌터스호랑이 #kpopdemonhunters #derpy #derpytiger #sussy #illustration #drawing #wacom #csp #畫

'a garden of spheres' third pdf cover. a woman in a sort of wedding dress, heavy gold jewellery etc. she is holding a knife

OK the new .pdf is up on itch.

🌞 ✨🌞 ✨🌞 ✨

turndecassette.itch.io/a-garden-of-...

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oc, rekks💥

An illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a brown/orange haired human female character wearing green overalls, sitting on a bench in a flower field eating a burger whilst looking at the viewer

Borger

Quick #Sinners art, because I still looove this film

an illustration of alfira from baldur's gate 3. she's a blue skinned tiefling with dark purple hair, she's wearing a big feathered hat and wearing a purple outfit. she's surrounded by a white and purple border, with a music score at the bottom and purple irises on the sides.

illustration i've made for the 'down by the river' artbook ( @dbtrartbook.bsky.social ) ! my excuse to draw alfira again

Old version of my battle witch sketch:

線画
#NieR #illustration #art