local milf

😭😭 girl we are tired and broke

My friend used to be the guy who would drive the general authorities around in all the underground tunnels from their various meetings!!

ChatGPT worth it to you?

Also probably will never forgive said girlfriend for saying i lied about it 🤭

I will never not be mad at Michael Montoya for looking through my bag while i was setting up for my best friends(his GIRLFRIEND) 30th birthday party 🥰 i hope he’s miserable for his whole life he’s a pos 🥰🥰

MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What

I literally do not think you should be allowed to be a parent if you’re an antivaxxer

"WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD BECAUSE SOME OF THAT PUBLIC GOOD MIGHT GO TO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE" is part of how we got to where we are in 2025

Being someone’s Maid of Honor is a full time job 🤧

I will clock your autism so fast, bro

cheese and crackers is so goated. humanity snapped when we invented cheese and crackers

Weekend Vibes 🌙✨

@itscheshi.bsky.social
@poetickate.bsky.social

Respectfully…….you do not need one

I feel like more people need to see images like this.

Men and women are not different nations separated by treacherous seas. We are composed of common elements differentiated by huge social elements and subtle biological nudges.

Once you understand that, trans people make a lot more sense.

I knew that if i just manifested getting a free boob job for 5 straight years that it would happen

spending 72 hours in a straight jacket would fix me

(Don’t forget to wish ur favorite dad a happy birthday)

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy??

Bread loaf that Taylor baked for benny blanco and selena gomez that read “it’s a loaf story”

“It’s a loaf story” SHE IS SO UNSERIOUS I LOVE HER😭😭

ACAB includes the paw patrol

I think i am about to re-enter my knitting era

PSA every gender expression/identity looks hot in a crop top

Gay the pray away

It’s cool how pastas get bigger.

bluesky gets these first and you can THANK ME for it @auroraa.bsky.social

I have heard the word "labubu" 25 times in both the last 48 hours and my entire life.

When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction

a 800-day weekend could fix me

The body should stop keeping the score, I think, like we get it

“I asked chatgpt” well i asked your wife. She’s leaving you, Steve; for being such a massive loser