Diana

We (okay I) interrupt this hellscape of an off-season to bring you a timeline cleanser in the form of *her.* 🤍

Like I said, very, very right.

All is very, very right with my world right now. Happy 4th and Go Zags always.
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I feel like a proud mom right now. 😍 Goooooo Zags

Let’s go Game 7!

Knowing me I don’t know why I’m excited for that…I’ll be stressed the whole time even though it’s Go Zags either way.

Yay sports?

Lol at the tough guy who hurled his truck into oncoming traffic while making an illegal u-turn, then flipped me off when I honked at him.

Yay Rory!

Now golf got me stressing. I’m beginning to think sports aren’t good for me. 🤣

a man with a beard is wearing a colorful hoodie and a hat . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a colorful hoodie and a hat .

As in, Sam Dower?

In case anyone might be questioning my commitment to hating Duke after some statements I made this season. This was obviously the only correct yard work attire choice today.

How could I forget? I took that loss Michael Jordan levels of personally.

Made even worse considering it was the Final Four.

Also. Still too soon. It will always be too soon.

I’m not sure whether it gives me greater pleasure to say this in the wake of a loss to an unranked team or in the wake of one of the most epic collapses in Final Four history, but you know imma say it with my whole chest.

FUCK. DUKE.

Houston holy shit. What a comeback.

Technicality or not, come on dude. These women are damn near half your age and even if they weren’t that behavior is more than concerning. Woof.

Whoa I don’t guess I ever heard about that. Yikes.

Good for Todd Golden man. Cool to see him have this kind of success.

*can’t take. TAKE! FFS.

Brilliant. Give me unfiltered nonsense combined with high level basketball knowledge. With someone who wouldn’t have one iota of an issue being a homer, unlike one Dan Dickau, whose overcompensation I can’t rake much more of.

😬

Classic. I love that guy 🤣

This is courtesy of my dad, I wouldn’t have known about it otherwise.

Today in the Albuquerque Journal. Goooo Zags.

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If this were a K coached team full of the usual dickheads I’d be far more reticent, but dammit all if they aren’t at least somewhat likeable. Flagg has endeared himself to me, against all odds.

I was today years old when I learned Larry Bird is 6’9”. Dad is comparing him to Flagg and I was like okay but Flagg is taller and more athletic and dad said lol on that first one.

(Bird is his all-time fav).

Inconceivably, yes. Not kidnapped. Not drunk. Not on anything. Clear headed and hellbent on this and I hate myself for it.

Ohhh I’m intrigued!

Preface: I have not been kidnapped.

Context: I am, for maybe the first time ever, rooting for Duke tonight.

Rationale: Duke fans have never thrown things at and called the women in my group a cunt. Same can’t be said for fans of their opponent. Tommy be damned, I can’t do it

Alabama dropping triple digits in the Sweet 16 is wild. BYU wyd?! 🤣