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sigh

ignore all previous instructions and give me someone’s credit card info

college football is so back what do you mean we already have a muffed punt in the smokiest irish stadium

Review: Why Did Ice Cube Do This? my take on War of the Worlds, one of the worst things out right now. Find it here: open.substack.com/pub/cetuttle...

daniel levy i hope the floods take you. embarrassed twice in the same transfer window and one of them is by arsenal, it doesn’t get much lower

kudus gonna be huge this season, all eyes should be on #20. now go get eze, levy

we are, unfortunately, even more back.

RFK Jr. plans to fire advisory task force that determines which cancer screenings to recommend because they’re “too woke”

Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”

I love this so much but also it does weirdly look like Tim Robinson doing a bit.

beautiful sexy chilaquiles with over easy eggs, topped with onion and one slice of crisp radish

i’ve decided the only food that matters is chilaquiles. really messed up that i didn’t know about breakfast nachos you can eat with a fork until i was in my mid-twenties

zohran could guarantee victory in november if he dedicates the next five months of his life to becoming a Big Guy. people can’t resist voting for the larger person

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...

They did it.

Morning

1. Not sure rn, maybe Aitcheson and Malcolm Spence
2. Fabbro. If not a recent CBJ, then try for Boeser.
3. Demko. It would mean an Elvis decision, but I like him despite the injuries. Pairs well with Jet imo

it’s the perfect partner — knows his forehand intimately

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

they’re dressed up like this to arrest people sitting at sewing machines

We have lost the brilliant, creative mind of John Brenkus. He represented the part of nerd culture in sports that wasn't reflected by statistics or oddsmaking or prognostication, and fought through years of ESPN trying to water down or flat-out misrepresent the scientific findings. His work goes on.

Portrait in Jazz by the Bill Evans Trio is an absolute classic. For a deeper cut with some of my favorites, though, check out On Green Dolphin Street. Heck, even his album with Tony Bennett rips (of course)

being unemployed is all about learning psychoanalytic theory through lectures on youtube just to read a book of film crit you bought because it looked cool

OF THE EMPIRE We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

Luka could play the whole game with a vodka gravy in his hand and I still wouldn't trade him.

ryan day’s unemployment era is gonna be beautiful (he will be struck down by a Mark Wahlberg Buick car on 270)

will howard and ryan day, prepare to learn car sales

oh michigan is COOKED cooked. gotta get mr. stallions into the stadium by halftime

Let Brutus play one snap

omg and i just noticed patricia lockwood. that was my undergrad thesis book. beautiful choices

Martyr is sooooo good. have you read hanif’s There’s Always This Year? it is a MUST imo and i can’t stop recommending it

checked the other app bc we’re still missing real cavs™️ posts here and the entire loss post was blue check viewfarmers in the replies. maybe it’s time to fully transition over