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“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

Today at 3pm pacific, 6 eastern: Future Week begins on the DBJ stream. I'm going to look insane. Today we are rewriting an Everybody Loves Raymond episode to be about the future. Here we fucking go: twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

In first, CIA acknowledges 1953 coup it backed to overthrow leader of Iran was undemocratic While other American officials have made similar remarks in the past, the acknowledgment by the CIA in a podcast about the agency’s history comes as much of its official history of the coup still rema...

I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.

thank you computer. you are stupid

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

‘He's my home': Maryland gamer detained, faces deportation to Cameroon A Prince George’s County man is facing deportation to Cameroon. Ludovic Mbock’s loved ones and friends say he’s been in custody for two weeks. According to Mbock’s attorney, he was detained by Immigra...

A Prince George’s County man who loved ones say created a life working in the DMV while competing in and winning multiple regional gaming championships is facing deportation to Cameroon.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

On the nature of darkness:

For months, @jacksonwryan.com has been looking into why so many video games sites have become full of gambling and casino stories, unusual author images, and, most recently, the use of AI. We've connected these sites to Clickout Media. Here's what we've learned.

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

Chuck Schumer post on X reading: When I talked to Secretary Rubio, I implored him to be straight with Congress and the American people about the objectives of these strikes and what comes next. Iran must never be allowed to attain a nuclear weapon but the American people do not want another endless and costly war in the Middle East when there are so many problems at home. The administration has not provided Congress and the American people with critical details about the scope and immediacy of the threat. Confronting Iran’s malign regional activities, nuclear ambitions, and harsh oppression of the Iranian people demands American strength, resolve, regional coordination, and strategic clarity. Unfortunately, President Trump’s fitful cycles of lashing out and risking wider conflict are not a viable strategy. The administration must brief Congress, including an immediate all senators classified briefing and in public testimony, to answer these vital questions. The Senate should quickly return to session and reassert its constitutional duty by passing our resolution to enforce the War Powers Act. My prayers are with our brave American servicemembers.

Here's Schumer literally just now on X.

The machine is doing what it has done for the last 125 years in Mexico,China, the Philippines, Haiti, Cuba, Vietnam, Iraq and Nicaragua. The lofty justifications change as a matter of convenience, but the objectives are the same. Securing earthly territory and extracting earthly wealth.

I remember hearing "fundamentalists are trying to trigger doomsday" stuff during the Iraq war, and I'm sure there are insane fundamentalists in all ranks of the government, but it seems really weird to see a machine doing exactly what it was designed to do and say "it has been hijacked by cultists"

Tweet from US Defense Dept: OPERATION EPIC FURY (USA flag emoji)

Dumb, soulless little baby-men. Insecure freaks.

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

Fool Me Twice: The Case for War With Iran Is Even Thinner Than It Was for Iraq The Trump admin can't seem to settle on a reason for war with Iran. That hasn't stopped them from planning a war without a "why."

The case for invading Iraq was based on lies. The Trump administration’s case for war with Iran hardly exists at all.

I see it as a problem that the leader of the Senate Democrats supports attacking Iran, which is the situation behind all these windy words, leading to the conundrum of how Schumer can say he opposes something he likes (he's settled on 'it was done without explanation').

holy fuck

This posting sucks.

"star wars? nope. yoda? yup" says more in 5 words than most people can do in 500. e40 kicks ass

Me and the lads in the Heliopic Brotherhood of Ra are staging a heist to steal this. And yep, we're gonna smoke it.

All right!

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

this week's STORES bonus ep devolved in a lengthy investigation of whether or not Shaq and the General are actually friends

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This is happening in a couple of hours!!!

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