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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin

The amulet’s power… it’s fading!

Reflecting on my accomplishments

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YouTube video by What's All This Then The Theater with Paul F. Tompkins | What's All This Then | Ep. 30

you should watch the latest episode of my podcast with @pftompkins.bsky.social where we talk about the theatre cause we made the video of this one free 🙂 hope u like it youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss

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New ep out with Gareth Reynolds! We went to bass pro shop and became christian

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GRANDE DIA

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack

The smartest streamers alive

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available wherever you get your podcasts, a wonderful guest patiently listens to My Rounders Trauma

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There’s a part in Blade 2 where Wesley Snipes does a stalling vertical suplex on a vampire. And the whole time he’s doing it he’s making extremely passive aggressive eye contact with a guy he hates.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

ARC raiders has gotta have some of the most forgettable enemy designs of all time. Amazon Essentials type robots. Maybe the in-world justification is that machines made by an inhuman intelligence would be austere and utilitarian, but they don’t even lean into that. Weird!

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

your dick looks like a skin tag on a dogs belly you dried up ol tater tot bitch

Is it not in the password manager

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

As a New York City sex offender who supports Israel and has taken a great deal of money from the government of Turkey: this one hurts. I won't lie. We will be back on the horse tomorrow, but tonight? Yeah, it hurts.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

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Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it